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1st commandment of Woke twitter :
All of your statements and tweets are mutually exclusive and will not be looked at in context with your earlier views to gauge your principles and values.
All of your statements and tweets are mutually exclusive and will not be looked at in context with your earlier views to gauge your principles and values.
2nd Commandment of woke twitter :
Taking complete you-turns is called evolution & Nawaz Sharif's needs define this evolution
Taking complete you-turns is called evolution & Nawaz Sharif's needs define this evolution
3rd commandment of woke twitter :
The greatest beneficiary of Establishment in Pakistan i.e. Nawaz Sharif will help the country defeat establishment.
For this purpose the woke perception of what IK could be overrules the facts of what Nawaz Sharif has been.
The greatest beneficiary of Establishment in Pakistan i.e. Nawaz Sharif will help the country defeat establishment.
For this purpose the woke perception of what IK could be overrules the facts of what Nawaz Sharif has been.
4th commandment of woke twitter : That 2 year old kid just farted. This will help further Nawaz Sharif's narrative.
5th commandment of woke twitter :
Imran is greedy for the office of PM. Other politicians only join politics to help old people and children cross streets especially the ones who got constitution amended just for the greed and benefit of one person.
Imran is greedy for the office of PM. Other politicians only join politics to help old people and children cross streets especially the ones who got constitution amended just for the greed and benefit of one person.
6th commandment of woke twitter :
Imran is responsible for the conduct of each and every troll from PTI but crass and callous decisions/statements given by Nawaz are due to the bad suggestions of his advisors. Also dont expect the woke newspapers to cover them.
Imran is responsible for the conduct of each and every troll from PTI but crass and callous decisions/statements given by Nawaz are due to the bad suggestions of his advisors. Also dont expect the woke newspapers to cover them.
7th commandment of woke twitter :
Everything wrong with the country is IK and PTI's fault and not the political parties and military that has been ruling it for the past 70 years.
Everything wrong with the country is IK and PTI's fault and not the political parties and military that has been ruling it for the past 70 years.
8th commandment of woke twitter :
Doctrine of necessity 2.0 says that any article or institution of the Country can be trampled upon to achieve civilian supremacy meanwhile quoting the past infractions of article 6.
Doctrine of necessity 2.0 says that any article or institution of the Country can be trampled upon to achieve civilian supremacy meanwhile quoting the past infractions of article 6.
9th commandment of woke twitter :
Nawaz Sharif alone is civilian supremacy. Not Democratic insitutions not political parties not PMLN ...only Nawaz and Maryam and their minions throwing death threats to government functionaries.
Nawaz Sharif alone is civilian supremacy. Not Democratic insitutions not political parties not PMLN ...only Nawaz and Maryam and their minions throwing death threats to government functionaries.
10th commandment of woke twitter :
Woke journalists and apolitical supporters can sleep through years of killings by their favoured parties in thousands without even letting out a whimper but will expect others to immediately condemn their own parties when something happens.
Woke journalists and apolitical supporters can sleep through years of killings by their favoured parties in thousands without even letting out a whimper but will expect others to immediately condemn their own parties when something happens.
11th Commandment of woke twitter :
Legal cases are decided in "janta ki adalat" not courts. Supreme Courts need to be packed with more Justice Qayums.
Legal cases are decided in "janta ki adalat" not courts. Supreme Courts need to be packed with more Justice Qayums.
12th Commandment of woke twitter :
We can call you Youthia but we won't be able to handle any criticism or sarcasm ourselves.
(Expecting total dipshits to reply with a copy thread immediately)
We can call you Youthia but we won't be able to handle any criticism or sarcasm ourselves.
(Expecting total dipshits to reply with a copy thread immediately)
13th commandment of woke twitter :
Electing Sanjrani is disrespect of Parliament while Electing an absconder from court who has criminally decimated Pak economy is democratic.
Electing Sanjrani is disrespect of Parliament while Electing an absconder from court who has criminally decimated Pak economy is democratic.
14th commandment of woke twitter :
IK is a simpleton because he says corruption is our biggest problem & he will clean it up from the top.
Meanwhile Nawaz says " Wajid Zia ki statement nay hamay surakhroo kiya hai" & Maryam tweets in response " Sherrrrrr"
Silence follows
IK is a simpleton because he says corruption is our biggest problem & he will clean it up from the top.
Meanwhile Nawaz says " Wajid Zia ki statement nay hamay surakhroo kiya hai" & Maryam tweets in response " Sherrrrrr"
Silence follows
15th Commandment of woke twitter : No Pakistani Prime Minister has ever completed his term.
Doesn't matter that in 4 of those times it was Nawaz himself who was instrumental in getting the elected PM removed and then benefitting from their removal.
Doesn't matter that in 4 of those times it was Nawaz himself who was instrumental in getting the elected PM removed and then benefitting from their removal.
16th Commandment of woke twitter which has the honor of being praised in at least 24462486 editorials : PMLN's #VoteKoIzzatDo is a brilliant campaign
Doesn't matter that PMLN itself tried to get IK and JKT disqualified under the same 62/63.
Doesn't matter that PMLN itself tried to get IK and JKT disqualified under the same 62/63.
17th Woke Commandment : PTI & boys are trying to rig the 2018 elec. Blocks from FATA, Balochistan & South Punjab will be used.
Also same ppl: Nasir ul Mulk & Khosa would hold free & fair elections & the blocks from FATA, South Punj & Balochistan were NOT used in 2013 elections
Also same ppl: Nasir ul Mulk & Khosa would hold free & fair elections & the blocks from FATA, South Punj & Balochistan were NOT used in 2013 elections
18th Woke Commandment : We do not need saviours. Our salvation does not lie in individual driven mechanisms but in institutions.
The same napoleons and duffers : Oh the Cricket team is performing wonderfully. All hail Najam Sethi.
The same napoleons and duffers : Oh the Cricket team is performing wonderfully. All hail Najam Sethi.
In the same thread two tweets down they all predict that PTI will win and it will be so fun seeing it pressurised by the Army. A couple even say that they look forward to IK and PTI being embarrassed and shred to bits by the Army. 2/3
Now at this point you begin to wonder what sort of civilian supremacy are you looking forward to which is only limited to the House of Sharif. At least be honest in what you want. Don't let your love for Nawaz & hatred for IK trump logic and reasoning. 3/3
19th Woke Commandment starts with customary disclaimer of Woke dont like Nawaz & his mega corruption but stand with him against Army for Civilian Supremacy. Now the same Woke are hoping & praying that Army cuts down Imran Khan to size. Can't even see the hypocrisy of their views.
20th Woke Commandment : What experience does Imran Khan have apart from captaining a cricket team, building a couple of charity institutes and making a political party. How can he be our PM.
Oh damn. Did you take a look at that Aseefa Zardari picture. Wow she will lead PPP & Pak
Oh damn. Did you take a look at that Aseefa Zardari picture. Wow she will lead PPP & Pak
