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Dumbledore: Minerva, I had a relationship with another man once but I never talk about because it ended poorly.
McGonegal: Who?
D: Grindelwald
M: No, I don't remember hearing about that.
D: We didn't really talk about it then, either.
M: Albus, did Grindelwald know?
A: Unclear
McGonegal: Who?
D: Grindelwald
M: No, I don't remember hearing about that.
D: We didn't really talk about it then, either.
M: Albus, did Grindelwald know?
A: Unclear
Dumbledore: It was the defining relationship of my life. I would never love again.
McGonegal: It sounds like you didn't love then.
D: we had an understanding.
M: That you never discussed with him? It sounds like what you had was a crush.
McGonegal: It sounds like you didn't love then.
D: we had an understanding.
M: That you never discussed with him? It sounds like what you had was a crush.
Dumbledore: Anyway, I was sitting outside Grindelwald's window one night--
McGonegal: Come again.
D: I think he knew I was there. He sensed it.
M: Albus, what you're describing is stalking.
D: We had a bond
A: You shouldn't tell anyone else this story.
D: Hmmm
McGonegal: Come again.
D: I think he knew I was there. He sensed it.
M: Albus, what you're describing is stalking.
D: We had a bond
A: You shouldn't tell anyone else this story.
D: Hmmm
Dumbledore: Minerva, surely you understand why I've held this back?
McGonegal: I have my answer written on a card, but I doubt your answer will match.
D: I was in love with a monster!
M: I've dated 2 evil wizards, an evil witch in college, and 2 actual literal monsters Albus.
McGonegal: I have my answer written on a card, but I doubt your answer will match.
D: I was in love with a monster!
M: I've dated 2 evil wizards, an evil witch in college, and 2 actual literal monsters Albus.
D: You dated a witch, Minerva?
M: Several Albus, only one evil one though. Not so many lesbians are for enslaving others based on biological differences.
D: Evil witches and wizards? But you're the head of Gryffindor!
M: I didn't say I was going to marry them, Albus!
M: Several Albus, only one evil one though. Not so many lesbians are for enslaving others based on biological differences.
D: Evil witches and wizards? But you're the head of Gryffindor!
M: I didn't say I was going to marry them, Albus!
D: But...I had to defeat him in a duel!
M: You think I've never dueled someone I slept with Albus? It's part of life when you live as long as we do.
D: Slept with!? Minerva, I never slept with Grindelwald! Outside his window, sure.
M: It troubles me that you don't know that's bad
M: You think I've never dueled someone I slept with Albus? It's part of life when you live as long as we do.
D: Slept with!? Minerva, I never slept with Grindelwald! Outside his window, sure.
M: It troubles me that you don't know that's bad
M: Albus, you should get back out there. Meet other adult gay men.
D: Minerva, I don't say that word out loud!
M: You say Voldemort all the time, but gay is right out.
D: What would the children think?
M: They'd probably be inspired. Did you know one of our students is Jewish?
D: Minerva, I don't say that word out loud!
M: You say Voldemort all the time, but gay is right out.
D: What would the children think?
M: They'd probably be inspired. Did you know one of our students is Jewish?
M: Seriously, Albus, go find yourself a nice Hufflepuff bear. Hufflepuffs always make sure you're taken care of.
A: But Minerva, I'm a Gryffindor!
M: You don't know anything, Albus. There's no such thing as a pleasant hookup between two Gryffindors, it's marriage or death
A: But Minerva, I'm a Gryffindor!
M: You don't know anything, Albus. There's no such thing as a pleasant hookup between two Gryffindors, it's marriage or death
D: I don't think I'm ready.
M: You've had a century, Albus. Have you considered you might be asexual? That would make sense now that i--
D: Nope, definitely gay.
M: Then give us any textual proof! Hatef&$÷ a Slytherin for all I care!
M: You've had a century, Albus. Have you considered you might be asexual? That would make sense now that i--
D: Nope, definitely gay.
M: Then give us any textual proof! Hatef&$÷ a Slytherin for all I care!
