raising ducklings (thread) https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌸" title="Cherry blossom" aria-label="Emoji: Cherry blossom">
trying peas for the first time! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💚" title="Green heart" aria-label="Emoji: Green heart">
first swim! (mom had a heart attack the whole time and we were allowed .7 seconds in the water) https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
but we loved being blow dried afterwards because it’s warm!
we’re growing so fast our legs are peeling! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☹️" title="Frowning face" aria-label="Emoji: Frowning face">
the kiddie pool is roomy but we can’t sleep next to mom anymore so we scream all night until she comes out here
and she does—at all hours of the night. she doesn’t sleep anymore https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏼‍♀️" title="Woman shrugging (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman shrugging (medium light skin tone)">
mom calmed down about bath time & we finally figured out how to use our feet to swim! it’s SO cute!
at 2 weeks old we’re already almost twice the size of when we came home!
but we’re still 100% dependent on mom & she’s not allowed to leave. not even to use the bathroom https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
trying something new to keep us busy! mom wants just 1 minute to herself so we’re getting to know the ducks in the mirror https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
i’m growing some crazy poofy feathers on my head that’s starting to look like a crest so moms freaking out but we’re keeping an eye on it!
mom will try just about anything to get a full night of sleep—even if it means being a psycho & taping a picture of herself in the brooder. (yup, someone really recommended this & said it worked. ducks r weird)
we’re officially 3 weeks old & we’re starting to lose our fuzz to make room for feathers! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes"> (showing off their duck yoga skills https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧘🏼‍♀️" title="Woman in lotus position (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman in lotus position (medium light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧘🏼‍♂️" title="Man in lotus position (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man in lotus position (medium light skin tone)">)
we’re officially 3 weeks old & we’re starting to lose our fuzz to make room for feathers! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= (showing off their duck yoga skills https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧘🏼‍♀️" title="Woman in lotus position (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman in lotus position (medium light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧘🏼‍♂️" title="Man in lotus position (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man in lotus position (medium light skin tone)">)" title="we’re officially 3 weeks old & we’re starting to lose our fuzz to make room for feathers! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes"> (showing off their duck yoga skills https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧘🏼‍♀️" title="Woman in lotus position (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman in lotus position (medium light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧘🏼‍♂️" title="Man in lotus position (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man in lotus position (medium light skin tone)">)" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
i need to be renamed & mom needs to stop calling me “him” already because I’M A GIRL!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Two hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Two hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌸" title="Cherry blossom" aria-label="Emoji: Cherry blossom">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌷" title="Tulip" aria-label="Emoji: Tulip">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎀" title="Ribbon" aria-label="Emoji: Ribbon">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥚" title="Egg" aria-label="Emoji: Egg">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍳" title="Cooking" aria-label="Emoji: Cooking">
i need to be renamed & mom needs to stop calling me “him” already because I’M A GIRL!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Two hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Two hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌸" title="Cherry blossom" aria-label="Emoji: Cherry blossom">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌷" title="Tulip" aria-label="Emoji: Tulip">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎀" title="Ribbon" aria-label="Emoji: Ribbon">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥚" title="Egg" aria-label="Emoji: Egg">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍳" title="Cooking" aria-label="Emoji: Cooking">" title="i need to be renamed & mom needs to stop calling me “him” already because I’M A GIRL!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Two hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Two hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌸" title="Cherry blossom" aria-label="Emoji: Cherry blossom">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌷" title="Tulip" aria-label="Emoji: Tulip">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎀" title="Ribbon" aria-label="Emoji: Ribbon">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥚" title="Egg" aria-label="Emoji: Egg">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍳" title="Cooking" aria-label="Emoji: Cooking">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
(ok ignore my super close face right now lmfao didn’t know the camera was on me)

but i finally caught some honks on camera from our sweet GIRL! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎀" title="Ribbon" aria-label="Emoji: Ribbon">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Two hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Two hearts">
look at all these feathers coming in!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes"> we’re just getting into our awkward teenager stage & mom is living for it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
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