Fantastic ... as It looks like @Pontifex is my 25,000 follower! And it only took a bit less than 8 years to get to this fabulous #twittermilestone ... one follower at a time. Thank you to all my followers for #BeingInTouch and #BeingTheElite #haveagreatday

Attention! The previous tweet may be removed at a moments notice as it is #FakeNews the tweeter misread the #followernumber as 24,995 when it was actually 24,555 so adding 5 new followers did not reach the goal of 25,000. Apologies to the Pope too.

In an attempt to fix the inadvertent #FakeNews and to set straight the #tweetrecord another goof occurred thus creating a new set of #AlternativeFacts. The actual follower account in the #Fantastictweet was 24,955 and not 24,555 noted in the #AttentionTweet. Apologies to the Pope

The prior tweet deemed by people in the know to be #FakeNews was likely a conspiracy of #rulebending designed to hide the truth behind a half truth appearing to be true but truly unlikely to be true thus creating a new set of #alternatefacts #BehindTheScenes Open the curtains NOW

Had to remove 32 accounts who #unfollowedme after I #followedback as #turnabout is #fairplay one would think it would be a Twitter #TrendingTopics everyday as #churningFollowers should be illegal ... And I remain 8 folks short of the #magicnumber 25,000 ... maybe tomorrow.

NOPE not yet! And removed another 10 dudes who #unfollowedme after I #followedback as #onemustdo what one must do :) Hey Twitter #churningFollowers should be illegal ... And I remain 5 short of the #magicnumber at 24,995 ... maybe tomorrow.

Onward! And removed another 2 who #unfollowedme after I #followedback and inquiring minds ask #WhatDoYouThink one should do :) ... Hey #Twitter #churningFollowers should be illegal ... And I remain 2 short of #myfirstTweet at the #magicnumber at 24,998 ... maybe tomorrow ...

Hurrah!! A goal that appeared unattainable a few years ago while stuck in #twitterLimbo has been reached ... 25,000 followers #Thankyou for following and helping @911wellQuotes @AutisticAcademy @DMashoorgulati @itsfunnybooks ... Let's get to 50,000 by 2024

The euphoria of reaching the #pinnacle and #magicnumber of 25,000 followers was fleeting as my #disappeared followers can attest - today dropping back to 24,974 ... #wasitsomethingIsaid or #Retweeted hmmmm must be part of the #TwitterLockOut

Ok - I chose to delete these dudes who #gametwitter by #churningfollowers ... as they follow you and you follow back they unfollow you and so you just unfollow back ... over and over again similar to a mini #TwitterLockout I suppose.

One day later! #BackonTop at 25,001 ... and on the way to 50,000 followers by 2024 ... #FlyEagelsFly

#KeepingupwithTHEkardashian we are on the way passing 25,074 #followers this afternoon while unfortunately having to delete 33 #unfollowers some of those guys who churn the twitter stream by following and unfollowing #adinfinitum and probably a few unhappy with something I said.

And with the #DeepStateInPanic and cries of foul play and allusions to #FakeNews as a few days ago the court was ostensibly 25,074 but now after 2 days of #follo4follo of at least 34 folks and unfortunately removing another 23 who #unfollowedme the follower count is 24,066 ...

Hurrah and on my #MyTwitterAnniversary too!!! I have reached 25,073 followers ... woohoo ... #HappyNewMonth and only 9 years in the making ... looking forward to 50,000 in 2027 or soon thereafter? #BreakingNews keep on keeping on and setting a new #GoalOfTheDay

Unfortunately by 9:00 pm the #EuphoriaMiami of this morning when i soared into the 25,074 #followers on #MyTwitterAnniversary comes to a #tragic fall as #twitterblades have come out with a vengeance and slashed my #follo4follo followers back to 25,061 ... is it the #TwitterPurge

And like a #YoYo at 8:34 am the #followingday we are back to 25,074 ... oh wizz bang wowie zowie super duper - it must be with the help of #FoxNews or who can say with any reliance what the true #follo4follo #Twitter #follower numbers are during the #TwitterLockOut day of days!

Two days later the #followerCount is 25,076 ... me thinks I have hit another #TwitterLockout or #twitterwall or what do they call those #ThingsPeopleShouldKnow like #TermLimits yeah that's it I have hit another #twitterlimit being a #noninfluencer a non #bluecheckmark -woe is me

Earlier today around noon rolled back to 25,071 and now at 8:00 PM back to 25,074 as the #twittercount remains stagnant! #twitterlimits due to the #AlGoreRhythm oh my the #twitteralgorithm as the #snow #SNOWMAGGEDON approaches from 2 directions from remnants of #BeastFaeTheEast

Apparently the twitter #algorerhythm errrrr #twitteralgorithm has noticed I have reached my #followerlimit and is drip delete drip deleting my followers one by one as I dropped to 25,069 this morning. #TwitterPurge #TwitterLockOut #TwitterBlock25000

Drip drip drip #twitteralgorithm pushes slowly back towards my #followerlimit of 25,000 slowly knocking off #myfollowers back down to 25,066 - ATTENTION #DONOTfollowme as Twitter will delete you in the #TwitterPurge #TwitterLockOut #TwitterBlock25000

A little later in the day after cleaning up from the #Snowmageddon found I had dropped another couple of followers to 25,064 and also apparently the #TwitterPurge is now relocating my tweets to #twitterLimbo not sure why but obviously it is happening! What can be done? #BIGBANG

This #thread is #suspended for being too #sarcastic or #argumentative or in #badtaste and is sent to #twitterJail and this line of tweets is now in abeyance for a period of time to be determined by a #twitteraudit and the auditors who hold the power there in #TwitterLimbo

Dropping like a rock to 25,055 and then unfollowed 18 of the #twittergamers - How does the #TwitterAlgorithm allow them 428,000 followers and they follow ZERO or 3? #theyfollowUUfollowthemtheyunfollowUUnfollowthem and it is a vicious circle of Twitter recycling.

It has been noticed that this #twitterthread was in #twitterlimbo only 24 hours ago and was to be be #suspended for what many thought would be a long time and are wondering who broke the account out of #twitterjail as there is no authorization from the #twitterauditor to do so

Sorry for the interruption #TwitterPurge may account for the bottom falling out as at last look I am down to 25,041 #followercount at this rate I can plan on being back to #zerofollowers by 2027 #Twitter家庭料理部 #failwhale

OH NO Faster like water down a drain the #twitterblades are slicing and dicing my #followercount like a hot knife thru butter ... now at 25,016 ... Yes - tweet allowed by #twitterauditors at #twitterjail as a #timelyannouncement be careful you too could end up in #twitterlimbo

The brief flirtation with 25,000 followers is over possibly never to be attained again dwindling followers leaving my #TwitterLimbo account in droves #followercount drops to 24,926 where have all my #truefollowers gone #TwitterLockout and trials and tribulations of #twitterjail

And the #twitterpurge continues dropped me to 24,877 at this rate #zerofollowers perhaps in 7.7 years ---- it is hell being in #TwitterLimbo ---- but we will persevere and it turns out 178 others have #twittergamed me showing thousands of followers while following a #gooseEgg

Later in the evening well almost into tomorrow the #Twitterpurge drops my #followercount to 24,852 And some are wondering if the downward pace has slowed? All I know is I am still in #TwitterLimbo and am hoping that like #KimJongUn I will get out of #Limbo and onto #centerstage

And it is officially tomorrow today and the #twitterpurge lopped another group of my wonderful followers off the vine as the #twittercount spirals down to 24,010 Being in #twitterlimbo and behind the bars here in #twitterjail is some what discouraging but we will persevere #FF

Later when tomorrow is this evening #DaylightSavings returns tomorrow and #janisJoplin said it's #allonelongdayman #paraphrased as she may have had a #goddamn in there for those who are listening - well we are still in #twitterlimbo working out with the #twitterlockout bots

Have we turned the corner crossed the highway meandered down the hill passed between the large twin stones and left #TwitterLimbo ? There are #Questions to be answered if upward trends are expressed tomorrow too - as the count bumped up overnight to 24,082. 25,000 here we come!

#noSurprise it will not escape the attention of the #TwitterAuditors that the previous tweet was constructed using the wrong data! The true #followercount is 24,054 and that is down from yesterday - not up as alluded to in the #FakeNews tweet! Oh no! I am still in #TwitterLimbo

The previous tweet calling your attention to a #FakeNews event is in itself an #AlternateFact that is an outright #lie It is complete and utter #Bulls as shown by the attached photo showing #followercount is 24,854 not what the body of the tweet says 20,054 #lookbeforetweet

24,876 up from yesterday's 24,855 -Dare I assume I am out of #TwitterLimbo ? While another 84 of the #TwitterHouse gamers are identified and need to be #TwitterLockOut removed as they #followUUfollowback theyunfollowUUunfollowthem it is only #fairplay or am I missing something

At 12:01 am on March 14, 2018 the #twittercount was 24,883 which is not very exciting unless you have been following along with bated breath (or baited breath?) and are assuming as I am that #twitterLimbo and the #TwitterPurge have passed over me and are onto some other poor sod

#BeAdvised - Do not try and cross the #TwitterLimit line ... you will not be rewarded!
#TwitterPurge

Due to the #twitteralgorithm will most likely never get to the 50,000 followers by 2027 ... unless get a #bluecheckmark and that is unlikely ... #nevermind

This thread is complete and will not be added to anytime soon .... #NeverAgain

Hello
#twitteraudit
what
game
are
you
playing
with
me
now?
In
the
last
fifty five days
you
pushed
new #Followers
at
me like i was a #bluecheckmark
and
briefly
crossed
25,000
followers
then
you
hosed
me
back
to
24,756
and
days
with
no
new
peeps
AND
Now
4 days of new folks

Hello
#TwitterLockOut
what
game
are
you
playing
with
me
NOW?
In
the
last
#Ninetydays
you
pushed
new #Followers
at
me like it was a #FollowFriday
of
old
days
and i
briefly
crossed
25,000
followers
then
you
hosed
me
back
to
24,756
and
no
new
peeps
and
lately
3 - 7
#newbies
#perDay

Okay it was just me seeing something that wasn't there #justme wishing for a #newreality of maybe going for the magical 50,000 followers by 2027 but it was only a blip within the #twitteralgorithm as I am back to the #newnormal which means 0 new followers and staying below #25k

Here is another question for the #TwitterLockOut - why is #Twitter notifying me that some folks I do not follow and some who I do are following other people? I am #Locked at below #25k - what is the point of me following them if they cannot #followback ... #AprilFoolsDay

#AprilFools
24,920
#TwitterLockOut
#twitterLimbo
#twitterPurge
#TickTock
#twitteraudit

It appears I am at my official #twitteraudit highest number of #twitterFriends as 24,920 has remained unchanged for 48 hours. I am resigned to believing this is as high as I am allowed by the #Twitteralgorithm to go meaning some annoying #shatteredDreams - nah - #NoCapitulation

It appears I am free falling again #twitteraudit highest number of #twitterFriends 24,920 had remained unchanged for 71 hours. But when I obsessively #TwitterOCD checked a few minutes ago the count dropped to 24,919 then 24,918 - #bahhumbug the #Twitteralgorithm

Please see the #PreviousTweet (not a part of this thread) where i admit to trying to #gameTwitter by following interesting people's interesting followers to see if they will #followme so I can surpass and breakout according to #BreakingNews some how bolox the #twitteralgorithm

Enough already!
#backoffboogaloo
get thee behind the #yellowtape
No #Cheating will be tolerated here.
#drivethemhome

Apologies to those 300 whom I followed while I was gaming the #Twitteralgorithm and who may have been considering #followingmeback - oh wait - #nevermind you cannot see this tweet as you were not following me when I deleted you a few moments ago so the apology is moot and mute.

I am #beingfollowed by a #moonshadow #moon #shadow moon errrrr no ... by #costumedesigners with locked accounts ... you followed me and now I can't follow you unless ... hmmm ... looks kind of #fishy ... #nevermind ... ps ... dropping below 25,000 again ...

“Hanna Hanna doo” hmmmm so that is what #spellcheck comes up with when I type #yabbadabbadoo / either way updating the windows as #TwitterAudit gradually purges my followers now at 25,013

Ooooops deleted another 23 who #followedme and I #followedback and then yes siree they #unfollowed me so they can say they are followed by 43218 or 3.5 million and are following #zero #gooseegg #nobody #churningTwitter - #gamingthesystem #NetNeutrality

Today over 25,102 followers - not sure why the Twitter is letting all those nice folks from #Turkey follow me - but Welcome and #ThankYou for the follow!

Attention #Google please #translate this tweet into #Turkish after I hit send!

YahooWahoo Zippitydoodah 25,132 followers! Not sure why #Twitter is letting all those nice folks from I assume #Arabic countries follow me as I do not (yer) read the language! #ThankYou for the follow!

Attention #Google please #translate this tweet into #Arabic after I hit send!

At the next #twitteralgorithm stopping point where I am #follower halted at #justover a certain milestone somehow defined by a butthead discovered point ... #HelloBoys - what no more #Turkish or #Arabic or #Russianbot followers to drop in my timeline ?

Apparently it is #epidemic on the twitter and is even happening to some famous presidential family #bluecheckmarks as they are experiencing #reducedfollowers lately - of course they are being followed by millions and I can't get too far over 25k ... but it must be a #conspiracy

At the latest #twitteralgorithm stopping point where I am #follower halted at #justover 25000 for about three months now - I wonder how the #presidentsson is making outbfinding the culprits to his #conspiracytheory and the willynilly removal of the #Russianbots

Still dropping the occasional follower as I tweet this or that something someone dislikes - dipping back to the 25021’s / I am over the #stupiddrama of the #Twitteralgorithms kicking me to the baseline of my #TwitterLimit #hashtagrelocated

Dropping
Followers
Still
Like
A
Lead
Thing
A
Ma
Bob
Attached
Two
Ahhhhh
Your
Fishing
Pole
Reeling
Line
Near
The
Hook
With
The
Wriggle
Worm
On
It
On
Your
#Twitterversary
A
Few
Months
Later
Acknowledging
That
Historic
Day
#10milliondreams
Wasted
On
The
Internets
#ไมค์พิรัชต์

way
back
when
was
climbing
#Twitter
followers
following
ladder
but
hit
25,000
barrier
#FillTheSeat
after
time
left
for
a
year
result
:
lost
many
LIVE
ACTIVE
folks
aye
had
interacted
with
fore
years
and
of
course
eye
Unfollowed
them
two
now
at
22,200
#แบนแทกุกไลน์
low
pressure

don’t
matter
none
no
knot
one
iota
#VOTELayconNonStop
your
twitter
count
and
mine
two
is
bogus
#ارحل_يا_سيسي
hundreds
neigh
nay
no
millions
of
robo
tweet
bots
#zerofollowing
scammers
and
instant
retweeters
on
acid
#WeLoveYouOZO
four
fickle
fan
follower
flacks
#EastEnders

eye
17
oh
9
#screenshotsaturday
and
there goes another
bingo
#BBNaijia
gee
64
aye
11
and
here comes another
bingo
#SCOTUS
en
21
bee
29
and
there goeth another
bingo
#earthquake
bae
4
gay
43
and
here cometh another
bingo
#cryptocurrency
inn
71
bae
53
and
it’s another bingo
#VOTE

sew
you
herd
noise
#basedonwhat
conspiracy
coded
message
won
dollar
bill
sons
know
who
controls
symbols
all
seeing
glory
eye
in
pyramid
someone
government
printing
office
sum
bills
altered
aye
turned
inside
out
signifying
the
carrier
on
secret
mission
fore
see
in
sea
#quotes

t i r e d
i
e
r
e
d

tired thread

t i r e d
i
e
r
e
d

tired Twitter

t i r e d
i
e
r
e
d

tired coronavirus

t i r e d
i
e
r
e
d

tired election

t
e
e
t
e
r

t
o
t
t
e
r

t
e
a
r
e
d

tired crying

shhhhhh

go back to sleep

it Is only a bad dream

WAKE UP NOW

#vote

F i r e d

this thread

F r i e d

F r a y e d

#ม็อบ21ตุลา

Fire

Red

#Crypto

f
e
e

f
i
e

f
o
e

f
u
m

#coronavirus

Fire

#CrazyUncleTrump

Fire

#FoxNews

F r y

#FakeNews

Fire

#bachelorette

Fire

#HanKer

shh

go to sleep

only a bogus dream

WAKE UP NOW

#vote

The
wheels
on
the
bus
#BlueHourMedley
go
round
and
round
#Covid_19
all
threw
the
town
#greed
the
wipers
on
the
bus
#JYP_이본부_일처리_똑바로해
go
swish
swish
swish
#wickedness
all
threw
the
city
#AskBiggBoss
the
horn
on
the
bus
#royalehightrading
goes
beep
beep
beep
beep

#vote

the
doors
on
the
bus
#PresidentialDebate2020
open
and
shut
open
and
#مقاطعه_المنتجات_الفرنسيه
shut
the
doors
on
the
bus
#debatedogs
open
all
thru
the
town
and
the
driver
#trumpknew
on
the
bus
says
move
on
back
#DebateTonight
the
driver
on
the
bus
says
#leadership
is
key

#Vote

oh
the
head
lights
on
the
bust
go
#Florida
wink
wink
the
windows
on
the
bus
go
up
#China
and
down
up
and
down
#EXILE
all
threw
town
head
lites
go
#Golden
wink
wink
wink
ale
thru
the
town
the
driver
on
the
bus
says
move
on
back
#RedVelvet
driver
of
the
bus
says
bee
sure
and
#vote

You mean when
I deleted that video
#FakeMelania
Really
it is
KNOT
gone
#Facebook kept it?

I deleted a bunch of stuff off

#LayconComeOnline

TumblrInstagramPinterestTwitterFacetimeMySpaceGoogle+andTikTok

#PokemonGO

Do
you
think
they
kept
it
too?

#60MinutesInterview

#vote

HOLD

up
up

day is young

only bad dream

those
redundant
seeds
recede

#WearAMask

exceeds

#TheMaskedSinger

laptop
found

#Because2020

recording
silence

until

filled with conspiracy

#VOTE

4 photos

t
w
e
e
t

t
w
e
e
t

tee

whee

tea

wheat

#VOTE

T
o
d
a
y

N
O
V
E
M
B
E
R

t
h
i
r
d

t
w
e
n
t
y

t
w
e
n
t
y

#ElectionDay

#Elections2020

#Election2020

#ElectionDay2020

#ElectionNight

o
u
r

V
O
T
E

i
s

I
M
P
O
R
T
A
N
T

#2020Election

#2020Elections

#VoteResponsibly

O
U
R

T
I
M
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I
S

N
O
W

#VOTE

t
w
e
e
t

t
w
e
e
t

t
w
e
e
t
#CountEveryVote

if
no
testing
then
no
#TrumpCovid19
if
no
counting
ballots
then
no
win
#BidenHarris2020
if
no
climate
change
language
then
no
#ParisClimateAccord
if
no
one
nose
some
thing
smells
rotten
then
no
one
knows
#ElectionResults2020
#CountEveryVote
breathe
the
fresh
air

#Days
after
night
sleep
as
eye
spun
dream
less
#Elections2020
like
clothes
dryer
on
recycle
cycle
#CountAllTheVotes
stuck
in
head
the
news
recycle
cycle
and
did
i
say
no
dreams
in
morning
#FridayThoughts
perhaps
sum
nightmares
but
aye
do
not
remember
them
either
#breathe

t
w
e
e
t
t
w
e
a
t
#Borat2
t
w
e
e
t
tweet

#prayingmantis

l
o
c
k

him up
t
h
r
o
w

#방탄소년단

a
w
a
y
the key

#マンダロリアン 

tea gray earl

#GOT7

tweet

#BREAKINGFutureNews
January
25
2021
Former
President
#DonaldTrump
says
he
may
#PardonHimself
before
his
#secondterm
ends
in
2024
as
his
lawyer
#RudyGuliani
today
filed
in
#CourtofCommonPleas
a
#WritofCertiorari
to
have
all
Lower
court
#ElectionResults
decisions
null
and
voided

s h
a
k e

#우리아미상받았네

r
i
d
d
l
e

your brain

with

#Fortnite

too much

f
a
c
e
cream

drives yore skin

i
n
s
a
n
e

#レッドブル

sure looks like

#Liquid

noise

s
a
d
d
l
e

UP

your

#FortniteSeason5

horses

#FortniteNexusWar

giddyup

#RideorDie

let’s go

#SpotifyWrapped

yore

brain

i
n
s
a
n
e

#TheBacheloretteABC

#preemptivepardon

#QueensGambit

party

on

wane

said

#TheVoice

tighten up your cranium

STOP listening to the false noise
adnauseam

#abyss

STOP riding off the rails on the trump trainium

#ShutUp

#preemptivepardon

#I字バランス部

STOP drinking the Republican kool aid uranium

STOP listening to the insanium

#REFERENCE
#Rule21
#ThreadHistory
This thread is being knotted for a yet to be determined time frame. #FirstTweet was 02/13/2018 and this is the #LastTweet 12/14/2020

This thread is not #officially reopened but is merely being repositioned in the #timeline because someone who shall remain #annonymous asked for a specific reference within this another #closedThread and it took over three hours of research to find it.