Lost in the shuffle that Barney nigga is laying the dick DOOOOWN on those 50 plus year old LA women.

They on his site leaving testimonials to the dick.

http://www.tantraharmony.com/testimonials/ 

That shit is basically the Yelp! of dicking women down.

Dog... these women paid $350 a session and often no condom was involved and they still left reviews like this?! He must be doing something right.

A woman spend 350 on some dick that review is going to deservedly be picky AF. But nope. All these reviews are 5 stars. I can't believe the Barney nigga is outchea flourishing like this.

Look at the titles:

"Receive The Gifts"

"Living Freely"

"Reboot Me"

Dog his dick is changing LIVES! Barney dick is CHANGING THE WORLD!

Now technically what he's doing may be considered prostitution. It's also sort of weird that he doesn't use condoms because it will "block the energy" and he's fucking like 30 women a month. He as about 2 to 4 sessions a week.

The women Vice called to confirm his testimonials with were like 50 plus years old. And they swore by the D.

Look Beyoncé said when "he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster."

These women are giving dude $350 a pop for the dick.

Like that's a car payment for some folks.

He fucked the POST CONCUSSION SYNDROME OUT OF THIS CHICK!

NIGGA!

She had migraines until he dickmatized that ass with them chakras!

Your fave could never ever fuck with Barney!

You really can't blame none of these women man. He gave them that Big Black Chakra and they still parted with the money and CAME BACK.
This nigga trying to defeat the sex bots with bionic dicks all by himself.

He's neo in the Matrix right now.

Barney basically monetized that "driver her car and drop her off at work then go home and play video games" dick...

He's an icon.

Tantric sex isn't even supposed to be about touching. This nigga Barney said fuck that!

He didn't just go with hands touching either. He basically said it's all about dick in vagina or it's trash.

Then he charged $350 for it.

How did he come up with $350? My guess is that he it was something arbitrary like how much he was behind on his light bill or something.

Then that became the price...

Of note:

1. He makes you sign a form saying you aren't police or an informant on your first session.
2. The first session is free.

Nigga...

He giving three hundred fifty dollars worth of dick away for free?!

Confidence.

Also you know it's different for men. No woman on this earth believe you got $350 dick. None of them.

That's why he needed a page of testimonials.

A full ass page.

Men would spend $350 at a strip club cause there was a mild rumor you might get a hand job.

Women? Nope.

This nigga got an entire website page dedicated to women basically saying "Hey girl... this some good dick. You must try it."

AN. ICON.

When I first read the headline I was like "Yea right."

But the article is undeniable. Barney is out here slanging dat dick.

I can't believe it's come to this.

He said he be praying over the pussy.

I learned something right there. Gotta start getting my mind right.

Also of note: Every other tantric expert in the article basically said he's full of shit.

But them testimonials tho...

I believe the women.

All credit where it's due. This nigga Barney out here beasting and I just don't know how to process this in Trump's America.

Barney the dinosaur is fucking women for a living in 2018 and all his bills are paid.

Nigga.

PBS lost funding and this dude started serving dino dick and is FLOURISHING.

Who could do that?! Who would even have the audacity?!

You think the Teletubbies could do that shit? Captain Kangaroo? Snuffalufagus? HELL NO!

Barnie that nigga B.

Boss: Barney we got some bad news. We lost our funding. We gotta let you go

Barney Nigga: Oh no problem. Time to get to slanging this dick.

THIS NIGGA IS SLANGING DICK AT $350 A POP! f

Kendrick was right. It ain't free. I thought he was just talking shit.

Dog... a woman said his dick rebooted her LIFE.

Like CTRL ALT DELETE DICK.

The fuck is LIFE?!

I'm still talking about Barney!

I can't believe this story isn't leading all national news hours today. Like who cares what's going on with Trump when Barney is selling cock at PlayStation 4 prices?!

There are real life celebrities that women are like "I'd fuck him if he paid for dinner or something MAYBE but I'm not paying $350 for that dick."

Barney was like "Oh really?"

And he was right.

A pioneer.

I don't even want the responsibility of $350 dick. It's too much. Shit is like being Spider-Man... with great power and shit.

You almost HAVE to do what he's doing and use it to improve women's lives and the world. it's a calling. A ministry.

I'm good.

This nigga Barney got the Bitcoin of dick... what is the point of life?

If a rapper don't put "beat the pussy up like Barney" in a song by the end of the week then someone fucked up.

Barney (The Dino) is fucking women for 3 and a half stacks a pop... and making a fucking mint.

WHY DID I GOT TO COLLEGE?!

Every other man is a waste of dick apparently. $350... per fuck...

Dick so good women are getting home and leaving full blown testimonials of the dick experience.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I have been writing this thread for like 50 minutes.

This Barney nigga would JUST be starting to fuck if this was a session of his $350 dick.

Do you understand me?

He said he just be putting his dick in motionless looking them in the eyes and shit.

FOR HOURS!

Barney has been slanging dick since 2004. What have you done with your life man?