Inter banter era; 2011-2018 (a thread)

January 2011 - Inter signed Andrea Ranocchia and Yuto Nagatomo. Banter era officially starts

April 2011 - Dejan Stankovic scores a goal from midfield against Schalke. Inter lost the game anyway as Schalke beat us home and away to progress to semi final of the CL

June 2011 - Leonardo quit as Inter coach to become a director at PSG

June 2011 - Inter appointed Gasperini as coach. He requested for Palacio but Inter declined because they thought Palacio was 'too old' and he isn't 'Inter material'. Only to sign Palacio a year after the coach was sacked

July 2011 - Inter officially presented new signings Jonathan and Luc Castaignos to the team. Jonathan was the dubbed as the new Maicon while Castaignos was said to be the next Thierry Henry. Castaignos made 6 appearances and joined Twente the following season

July 2011 - Inter had to sign one of Alvarez or Lamela. Palermo President Zamparini told media that Arsenal have reached agreement with Velez to sign Alvarez prompting Inter to raised their offer and signed Alvarez. Lamela joined Roma instead and became a success. Alvarez?

August 2011 - Inter were going to sell one of Eto'o or Sneijder to satisfy FFP who had recently come in place. Eto'o was sacrificed, Sneijder stayed and missed majority of the season through injury

September 2011 - Gasperini was sacked after 5 games (4L 1D). Management said he refused to changed his tactics even though it didn't favour Inter. Ranieri was appointed as the new boss

Zanetti was shown his first red card in 548 games as Inter were trailing Udinese. He received handshake from the ref and the fans applauded him as he left the pitch. Inter had a chance to equalize later on in the game but Pazzini slipped while taking his penalty

December 2011 - Milito was awarded the Golden bin. An award voted by journalists for the worse player of the year. Milito finished that season with 24 goals, only Ibrahimovic scored more goals

January 2012 - Inter surprisingly sold Thiago Motta to free spender PSG for just €11.5 and signed Angelo Palombo as his replacement. Palombo played 3 games for Inter and till date Inter are still looking Motta's replacement

February 2012 - Inter lost all their games (5) in this precious month. Including a last minute goal to Marseille in the champions league, 4-0 vs Roma, 0-3 at home to Bologna, and even Novara beating us home and away that season. Novara finished 19th that season

February 2012 - Luc Castaignos and Raggi started a fight in the pitch only to found out that Castaignos had spat on the Bologna player during the game. He was given a two match suspension by FIGC and Inter also relegated him to the Primavera

February 2011 - A nine year old named Filippo held a banner at the San Siro begging Inter to stop losing cos they were teasing him at school. Inter invited him to training ground, apologized to him officially then lost their game

March 2012 - Inter were knocked out of the champions league by Marseille after conceding a 92nd minute goal from Brandåo. That was our last CL appearance

March 2012 - Ranieri cried after Milito late goal against Chievo. Man cried because Inter's last win was in January. We still sacked him two games later

March 2012 - Ranieri told Forlan to come in as a sub during Inter's goalless draw against Atalanta but he refused

March 2012 - After Ranieri was sacked, Primavera coach Stramaccioni was chosen as his replacement. Strama was only 36 while players like Zanetti, Castellazzi and Orlandoni were older than him. Cordoba was his age mate while he was just two years older than Samuel, Lucio & Deki

July 2012 - Inter signed Matias Silvestre on loan with option to buy at €6m to replace Lucio who joined Juventus on a free transfer. Despite poor performances Inter somehow managed to signed Silvestre permanently and tried to sell him the following season

August 2012 - Inter signed Alavro Pereira for €10.5m to bench Yuto Nagatomo. What a waste of time and money. When people complain of Candreva's crosses just watch Pereira. He had like one assist

September 2012 - Inter were beaten 3-1 at home by Zeman's Roma. Interisti applauded Zeman after the game

November 2012 - Inter thought they were winning scudetto when they were on a 7 game winning run and also inflicted Juve their first defeat in their new stadium. Well we didn't win any game again that month

December 2012 - Sneijder was asked to reduced his salary into half but he refused. Inter forced him out of the team, wrote on the official site that he was injured. Sneijder denied it via twitter, Inter asked twitter to suspend his account. His wife took over the rant

January 2013 - Inter signs Lazio's 35 year old striker Tommaso Rocchi to add depth to the squad. Rocchi hasn't scored in like a year or so, haven't play much either. Interisti brought banner to the stadium telling Moratti to sign their grandpa too

January 2013 - Inter announced the signings of club icons Kuzmanovic and Schelotto. History was made

January 2013 - Branca spent 29 days chasing Paulinho. Having dinner with Paulinho's entire family, watching every single game he plays in Brazil even sold Sneijder & Coutinho to create space. Only to get a NO from Paulinho 2 days to deadline. He rushed to Croatia & signed Kovacic

January 2013 - Inter drew 2-2 with Torino after conceding two goals to Meggiorini, who hasn't scored in 16 months. Meggiorini last goal before that goal drought was against Inter. "Meggiorini came in contact with Juan JESUS and he was revived"

January 2013 - Sneijder tried to make amends with Inter management and renegotiate his salary. Took them to dinner only to realized that Inter had already agreed a €7.5m deal with Galatasaray to sell him

January 2013 - Inter were to sell either one of Alvarez or Coutinho to make room for Paulinho. Coutinho was sacrificed for €12m. Five years later Coutinho is sold to Barcelona for €160m and Inter gets €2.6m from the deal as per future sale fee. Alvarez now plays for Sampdoria

February 2013 - Inter tried to sign any free agent striker as they had injury problems. They invited Jonh Carew for trial, who had stopped playing football for a year and had gone into acting. To Inter's surprise he lacked match fitness so they cancelled the deal

February 2013 - Since Inter approached every free agent available on market the fans started sending messages to the club offering to play for free

March 2013 - Cassano and Stramaccioni had a fight in the dressing room after training. Cassano teased Stramaccioni by calling him the "new mourinho" during the burst up

March 2013 - Inter managed to stage a comeback against Tottenham in the Europa League, overturning a 3-0 deficit first leg. Took the game to extra time only to concede a goal in the 96th to Adebayor. Inter crashed out 4-4 on aggregate

April 2013 - Referee Gervasoni single handed ruined our game against Atalanta by giving a non existent penalty for a foul on Denis. Even Denis was surprised at his decision. Inter were leading 3-1 prior to the PK, match ended 3-4 to Atalanta with Denis scoring hattrick

April 2013 - Captain Zanetti suffered a major injury in a game against Palermo was ruled out for six months. At that point Interisti accepted that the season was over. Inter players had been injured 47 times but doctor Combi was still on our pay roll

April 2013 - Inter started following Icardi on twitter even though the player was still playing for Sampdoria

May 2015 - Inter assured Stramaccioni that his job was safe and that they believed in him. Few days later they sacked him. Inter ended the season in 9th place with 16 defeats and a -2 goal difference

July 2013 - Icardi and Belfodil were presented to the media. The former is a legend in the making while the later had a stint at UAE and he is now playing for Bremen on loan from Standard Liege. So much for being the "new Benzema"

July 2013 - Inter thought they were signing Isla. Booked medicals and flight for him. Only for Conte to wake up that morning to phone Juve directors to cancel that deal

October 2013 - Moratti sold 70% of the club's right to Indonesian businessman Erick Thohir. Immediately Thohir arrived Inter were linked to the best players then including Messi & Iniesta. Thohir said he wanted Arsenal's model & his first signing was D'Ambrosio

December 2013 - Since there was nothing exciting again about the Milan derby on pitch, Galliani & Milan Ultras joined Inter fans in protesting against the derby ban that was given to the Curva Nord by FIGC. The fans choreography was worth watching than those players on the field

January 2014 - Inter reached agreement with Juve to swap Guarin for Vucinic. Interisti protested outside HQ. Thohir got scared and called off the deal. Vucinic had emptied his locker and bid farewell to his friends only to found out later that day he wasn't going to Inter anymore

January 2014 - Thohir tried to impressed Inter fans knowing how angry they are after Guarin-Vucinic incident so he signed Hernanes for €20m

January 2014 - Inter didn't win any game in this special month. Lost 3 games and drew 2. They were knocked out of Coppa Italia by Udinese

March 2014 - Livorno made a comeback from 2-0 to draw 2-2. Livorno got relegated that season

April 2014 - Inter were awarded a penalty against Bologna after 31 league games that season. Diego Milito missed the penalty anyway and the game ended 2-2. And Inter stopped complaining about not getting penalties.

April 2014 - Maxi Lopez refused handshake from Icardi in the much anticipated derby Della Wanda. Icardi was booed by Sampdoria fans but he still managed to scored twice, Maxi on the other hand missed a PK. Sampdoria CB Costa took it personal and shouted "fuck you pussy" at Icardi

May 2014 - Mazzarri thought he was very clever when he refused to allowed Zanetti play his last Milan Derby and even opted for Alvarez as his last sub. Inter lost the game anyway

June 2014 - Tom Ince rejected a chance to join Inter. Leading to Thohir to make this statement "Those that reject us now will beg to join in the future". Ince joined Derby County the following month

July 2014 - Inter signed LB Dodô on loan with option buy at €7.8m which became mandatory after his first appearance. Many thought Ausilio was a genius for making that deal after he scored on his debut. Inter spent 2 years trying offload him....

September 2014 - Ekdal produced a first half masterclass to score a hattrick at San Siro. He didn't do anything significant again that season. It was Cagliari's first win of the season and they got relegated too. Nagatomo was red carded inside 30 minutes

November 2014 - Pama have been shit through out the season sudden came to life against Inter. De Ceglie scored a brace, It was Parma's second win of season. They lost 6-0 to Juve in the next game. They finished the season at 20th

November 2014 - Inter conceded an 89th minute equalizer to Verona. Mazzarri reacted by taking Icardi off in 93rd minute. Got sacked the next day

January 2015 - Osvaldo threatened to beat Icardi after MI9 selfishly went for goal vs Juve instead of passing to him. Osvaldo didn't come to training for two days, Inter gave him suspension. He Joined Boca later that month

February 2015 - Icardi and Guarin got into an argument with the fans at Sassuolo game after Icardi's shirt that he apparently gave to a kid in the Curva was thrown back at him. It didn't finish there (part 1)

March 2015 - Inter didn't win a single game this month and were even eliminated in the Europa league by Wolfsburg, 5-2 on agg

May 2015 - Inter were beaten at home by Juve. Inter took the lead through Icardi and Shaqiri hit the woodwork in the first 30 mins. Everything was looking good until Vidic gave away penalty late in the first half. Juve completed their comeback with Morata scoring 7 mins from time

May 2015 - Even after Palermo reached agreement with Juve for Dybala Inter still went ahead and submitted a bid for the Argentine. Juve got angry and made a bid for Icardi

June 2015 - Inter signed Kondogbia for €38m. After Galliani returned from Monte Carlo, Milanisti thought the deal was done. Kondogbia joined Inter the next day. Internet was broken that day

July 2015 - Inter signed Montoya on loan with option to buy from Barcelona. In his first interview, he said he was only here to get playing time then return to Barcelona. Dude played three games and joined Betis in January

July 2015 - Inter thought it would be wise for them to extend Ranocchia contract in order to avoid another Bonucci move. Here they are trying to offload the same player each season. They even made a mistake in the statement

July 2015 - Inter contact Salah. Fiorentina got angry and threatened to take Inter to court over a player they were not even the legitimate owners. Salah didn't report for pre season. Inter withdrew and signed Jovetic instead. Salah joined Roma from Chelsea

July 2015 - Inter resigned Biabiany to a four year contract after he had stopped playing football for a year due to a heart issue. Inter have already sold Biabiany two times and are still trying to sell him for the third time

August 2015 - Gazzetta lost all credibility when they dedicated a page in their paper talking about how Inter are crisis after failing to score in three friendly games

September 2015 - Inter started the season with 5 straight wins until they were humiliated at home by Fiorentina. Handanovic played his worst game for Inter and Miranda got red carded inside 35 mins. Motherfucking Kalinic scored a hattrick

October 2015 - As usual after a great run that ended in defeat Inter didn't win their next three games after that loss to Fiorentina. Three straight draws.

December 2015 - Inter were topped of the table until Melo madness. Candreva scored a brace in that game for Lazio something he hasn't done here before. Inter lost 1-2

January 2015 - Berardi scored a 94th minute penalty at San Siro to win the match for Sassuolo. In our next game at San Siro it was Kevin Lasagna turned to scored a 92nd minute equalizer at San Siro for Carpi. We also lost the derby 3-0. Sarri called Mancini a fag that same month

January 2015 - We sold Guarin to China and didn't sign any other midfielder that window. Lacked of depth in midfield cost Inter a CL spot that midfield. We signed Eder instead

May 2016 - Inter finished the season losing to Sassuolo again. Inter finished 4th that season. From 1st to 5th then settle at 4th with no European commitment. Thohir praised the team in an interview said it was a massive improvement

June 2016 - Inter wanted to extend their market to Turkey so they signed Caner Erkin & opened a Turkish account. After seeing his performance in Euros they sold him two months later. Despite the fact that Caner didn't play any game for Inter he is still regarded as a legend

July 2016 - Icardi's wife and agent cause all kinds of havoc for Inter. Asked for a raised, she then offered Icardi to Napoli and Atletico Madrid. Posted pics of her meetings with Napoli reps. At the end Inter finally agrees to make Icardi their highest paid player

August 2016 - After series of bad results in the pre season. The nail was hit on the coffin when Inter lost 6-1 to Spurs, Mancini showed no concern at all from the sideline. He wanted Yaya Toure, Zabaleta & Candreva Inter said they were too old. He was sacked two weeks to serie A

August 2016 - Inter paid €70m for Gabriel Barbosa and Joao Mario. Kia Joorachiam orchestrated the deal. And after the transfer was made he disappeared. Today Inter are trying to sell those players

October 2016 - It was all good until Icardi decides to published his book. Reminding the Curva of what he said to them during their game against Sassuolo. Inter ultras booed him throughout our match vs Cagliari & even celebrated his pk miss. They waited for him outside his house

November 2016 - Inter sacked De Boer after 84 days in charge of the team. Marcelino, Pioli and even Zola were interviewed for the vacant post. The bald man was the chosen one

May 2017 - Inter didn't win any game in April and in their home match against Sassuolo the fans left the pitch after 25 minutes. Inter lost the 2-1 at FT

December 2017 - We all thought the banter era was over until Inter lost to Udinese, then Sassuolo, and we even managed a draw against at home to Lazio

January 2018 - After spending a lot in 2016/17 we all had high hopes on Suning only for them to tell us that our transfer budget is ZERO

That's all from me. That is the most exhausting thread I have ever done. See what Interisti have gone through in the last 7 years