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Come to think of it, I was never a fan of Gackt, but he must have some good merch, right? Dude has an undressable body pillow for crying out loud.
I& #39;m about to go on a journey of discovery
I& #39;m about to go on a journey of discovery
First thing I see is a snowboard.
I& #39;m so mad, these are so cute, why don& #39;t we see more chibi plushies being sold as idol merch, literally the only ones I& #39;m aware of are the Mini Moni ones, I want tiny plush versions of every oshi
A coffee maker
A BJD
A lighter.
(I mean, BiSH also had their own line of lighters so...)
(I mean, BiSH also had their own line of lighters so...)
Are you sure this is a Gackt action figure and not a figure of someone from Final Fantasy bc that& #39;s what this looks like
For the low low price of just $200 you too can get a pair of Gackt shot glasses
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This isn& #39;t exactly merch but omfg this magazine cover
Jfc how many body pillows does this man even have
A Gackt (plus Moonchild!) bus ticket
Oh no! I& #39;m late for Camui School!!!!!
Can& #39;t be taking the Gackt bus to Gackt school without your Gackt suitcase, how else are you going to carry your books and packed lunch? In a normal bag like some kind of normie scum?
Speaking of packed lunch u better be carrying that shit in a Gackt lunch box
WTF is this????
srsly, how many body pillows does this man need???
That sure is a box, alright.
Gackt car freshener, presumably to be used in the aforementioned Gacktmobile
"I& #39;m 42 today! Please buy my plates and wine glasses and coasters so you can be a proper grown-up like me, Gackt!"
Ski gloves!
Does Gackt even ski? Idk, he& #39;s never seemed like the type to go skiing imo. I always saw him as the type who& #39;d go on skiing trips just to drink hot cider and bang ladies in the cabin but also he& #39;s part snowman so he just travels by simply emerging from the snow
Does Gackt even ski? Idk, he& #39;s never seemed like the type to go skiing imo. I always saw him as the type who& #39;d go on skiing trips just to drink hot cider and bang ladies in the cabin but also he& #39;s part snowman so he just travels by simply emerging from the snow
For the summer you can wear this Gackt bikini which of course has the classiest design ever
Gackt playing cards but they& #39;re coffin shaped and come in a box that looks like a coffin so if you really hated the guy you could just pretend to be the undertaker at his funeral
You& #39;re not a true Gackt fan unless you join his cult.
I didn& #39;t find this one but it deserves to be added. https://twitter.com/presscolour/status/966783933026271232">https://twitter.com/presscolo...
I was about to say "Well, Gackt popcorn isn& #39;t that weird, Morning Musume have their own popcorn too" but the difference is that the Morning Musume popcorn doesn& #39;t have chibi pics of their butts on the packaging
Gackt trump cards
Uuuh, whatever this is
Got a special someone in your life? Why not propose to them with this beautiful Gackt Dragon Claw Ring?
Tell them "I would swing my dong while brushing my teeth, just for you"
Tell them "I would swing my dong while brushing my teeth, just for you"
A music box commemorating that song with such heartwarming lyrics as "Your long fingernails make me hard"
OMG you guys, I can buy THE body pillow right now!
Someone plz donate £250 to my ko-fi so I can buy this thing
https://page.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/e267738044">https://page.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auctio...
Someone plz donate £250 to my ko-fi so I can buy this thing
https://page.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/e267738044">https://page.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auctio...
ITS EVEN FUNNIER UP CLOSE
DAILY BABY
Do you remember that time in 2004 when Gackt became a puppy?
Gackt shot glasses, only $80!
Figurine!
It& #39;s lil& #39; baby Gackt with his parents, the standard placeholder photos you get with each new photo frame.
I don& #39;t even know what this is. The page says "beach sandals" but it doesn& #39;t look like any sandal I& #39;ve seen.
Is it a towel? Is it a t-shirt? Is it pants? Am I happy?
Oh, see, now you& #39;re just asking for me to continue this thread.
I only logged in to pay for the shipping of my wack and codomomental mooks, but then I got greeted by this. Zenmarket knows.
What the fuck is this??
No, really, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
GACKT....
No, really, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
GACKT....
Its just a bromide, but...
Oh my god they& #39;re selling a Gackt body pillow for just £3, if it was the undressable one and I wasn& #39;t skint atm I& #39;d be tempted but I& #39;m linking it here if y& #39;all want one
https://zenmarket.jp/auction.aspx?itemCode=x560807529">https://zenmarket.jp/auction.a...
https://zenmarket.jp/auction.aspx?itemCode=x560807529">https://zenmarket.jp/auction.a...
Gackt brolly for when you go to his shows and don& #39;t want to get soaked by his fans& #39;... actually I& #39;ll stop here.
Gackt bow tie wasn& #39;t fancy enough. Gotta have framed hand towels too. Perfect wedding gift I think
Uuuh... I& #39;m afraid to ask but, what exactly is this and what does this have to do with Gackt?
A CD that comes with a free condom.
I-
I shouldn& #39;t be shocked any more. This is the guy who sells sex position playing cards and coffee made from his own juices. Of course his CDs come with free condoms.
I-
I shouldn& #39;t be shocked any more. This is the guy who sells sex position playing cards and coffee made from his own juices. Of course his CDs come with free condoms.
Gackt is my favourite video game character
Gackt Training Day Drug Party In Asia with sexy leather maids also known as "the backdrop for a really wild episode of CSI"
Gackt is Jesus, confirmed
Just a crapton of Gackt coffee
AAAAAGH NO
Exactly how many games has gackt been in!?
Like if u wanna try Gackt& #39;s mushrooms
When you& #39;re a Gackt fan but you also have a "Live Laugh Love" print in your living room
Is that a god damn crucifix plate??
Jesus Christ look at all these fuckin protein shakes
The fuck is this thing, it& #39;s kinda cute in a weird way
Speaking of plushies, have a puppet.
GACKT THIS.
When fans talk about bringing king blades to concerts, this is what they mean, right?
I know this is meant to be one of those dakis that hug you back but everything about this looks awkward af I love it
This is just 3 Gackt plushies but at first glance I thought this was some kind of Gackt/Pokemon monstrosity that has Gackt& #39;s face and also more Gackt faces as its ears
Ah shit gotta run to Aldi, I& #39;m all out of Gackt juice.
This is supposed to be a nurse hat, bc nothing says Gackt quite like giving flu shots
You& #39;ve seen the bog standard Gackt photo frames, but are you ready for the Gackt digital photo frame?
2019 just keeps getting better and better, doesn& #39;t it? https://twitter.com/aramajapan/status/1081226314848317440">https://twitter.com/aramajapa...
Welp, guess I gotta add "Gackt PUBG Collectors Edition" to this list now https://twitter.com/PUBGMOBILE_JP/status/1088747224207519744">https://twitter.com/PUBGMOBIL...
Thread over, I& #39;ve found the best Gackt merch ever. Nothing can possibly top a photo of Gackt with a dog. I& #39;m done.
This photo of Gackt sat on a park bench with dreadlocks costs over $400
It& #39;s a golden banana holder. Don& #39;t even know why anyone would even need a banana holder in the first place, let alone a golden one with Gackt& #39;s face on it, but this is Gackt, it& #39;s probably meant for a holding different kind of banana
What is with Gackt selling stock photos as official merch? Who is that woman? Is that the girl he knocked up and then booted to Canada?
Yup, another body pillow
I unironically want this
All the Camui School merch is so cringey I love it
This is just a magazine pullout, but I needed to share it bc I& #39;m baffled
LOOK OUT HE& #39;S GOT A GUN
Will nobody listen to you as you rant and rave about your love for our lord Gackt? They will now after you sing your praises right into their ear with this Gackt megaphone! If they& #39;re not deaf that is!
Ok so I went back to the weird Gackt merch search for the first time in a long time bc I& #39;m actually listening to his music now, and first thing I see is multiple expensive Gacktmobiles!
This would actually be a pretty nice mug if only it didn& #39;t have Gackt& #39;s bare cartoon ass on it
Well, I guess now I know why there was an official Gackt banana holder earlier, it& #39;s to hold your Gackt bananas. Like, actual bananas. That you can buy in batches of 10 on Rakuten for £25
https://www.fromjapan.co.jp/en/special/order/confirm/sumifrujapan:10000012/2_1/lgk-link_top_search">https://www.fromjapan.co.jp/en/specia...
https://www.fromjapan.co.jp/en/special/order/confirm/sumifrujapan:10000012/2_1/lgk-link_top_search">https://www.fromjapan.co.jp/en/specia...
Wash down those Gackt bananas with Gackt ramune
This pillow of just his head is £250. I& #39;ve seen even his undressable body pillow go for less than that. Rip-off.
This shirt design is so funny to me idk why
