Photos and videos are on their way here to contribute to a new review! Proving that sex toy testing is not always fun!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Face with look of triumph" aria-label="Emoji: Face with look of triumph">

Meet the Cal Exotics Clit Pump! Or as I like to call it ‘Terrifying Sci-Fi Leech Monster’. The ‘Ticklers’ around the hole feel like tiny needles on your clit, what fun!

Arm test! The top one was from approx 10 secs of suction, pics were taken a few mins afterwards. The lower one is from exactly 60 secs of suction & photo taken immediately after. Note the blood on the lower one. Writing this 10 mins later and they’re still there.

My arm physically hurts from 60 seconds of use and is bleeding. AND THIS IS A TOY THAT IS MEANT TO GO ON YOUR CLITORIS

Here’s a video of it in use on my arm. These are only two quick tests, but you can already see the effect it’s having. Note how difficult it is to remove.

Lastly here is a video just showing off it’s horrendous noise level and patterns. There is no steady speeds on this toy and you can’t adjust the suction strengths, so you’re stuck with using it at these default strengths!