Single level: moving to a district with a hot local congressman

The hot local congressman has a boyfriend

The hot congressman just followed me on Instagram it’s over for you hoes

RED ALERT my hot local congressman grew a beard going First Gentleman

The hot local congressman has started writing haiku about his dog... tbd as to whether this is adorable or impossibly corny

Hot local congressman posted something supporting Ellen :(

I know I know "don't thirst after politicians" BUT on the whole he has good politics and he just happens to also be a babe

Hmmm slid into the DMs and got a like without a response, need to plan my next move

Hot local congressman’s beard is going salt-and-pepper and I‘m ready to become a full-on Pick Me in his mentions

Had a dream the hot local congressman asked me on a lunch date but I couldn’t fall back asleep to see how it played out :-( well better to have loved and lost etc etc

Hot congressman viewed my Insta story for my brother’s birthday but he tapped out before the strategic photos I‘m also in and I’m DISTRAUGHT

He could’ve viewed a “lol so random here’s a shirtless mustache pic” but NO