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Time for me to suffer a fate worse than death
What's the point to anything?
Why do I care?
Why do I do this to myself?
Why does anyone care about this movie?
Why?
Why?
Why?
This movie is lame
Good idea
Really shitty execution
Whatever
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORINGGGGGG
WHY. THE FUCK. IS HE WEARING. SUNGLASSES. BAAAAAAAAACKWAAAAAARDSSSSSS???????
IS THIS OVER YEEEEEET?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
"WHY ARE YOU SAD? WHAT HAPPPPPENED?"
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CUCK
BURITOS ARE SHIT
JUST LIKE THIS FUCKING MOVIE
EAT SHIT
This movie could have been so much better
There is a lot of potential in this concept
This would have made a cool show
Is it was done well
But nope
This movie is like Zootopia done wrong
Speak of the devil
I could have seen the shape of water today
But noooooo
My AMC isn't showing it today
So I'm stuck at home watching this movie
And I'm only 14 minutes in
UGH
I hear a lot of fireworks outside
I know that's unrelated to the movie
But
Oh wait
I was so busy complaining about the movie
That I forgot to focus on it
Dammit
You know
For a movie called "Bright."
The lighting in it is very dim.
Isn't that ironic?
You know what would have made this movie better?
Shrek
Can you imagine it?
Will Smith and a live action Shrek in a buddy cop movie
And we could call it "Swamp Cops."
Take that, Max Landis.
What is this? A police department or high school?
"Horse Cop
Coming soon to Fox."
Coming soon to Fox."
This movie really forces humor
Just like Suicide Squad
Which was also directed by David Ayer
"Kiss your family."
Uuuuum
The question of the century
"Do orcs have mad hops?"
Truly. The riddle of the decade.
This movie is getting even more boring
*yawns
You know what I'm done with this movie
I'm going to continue this movie
Later today or later this week
Depends how I feel
Later today or later this week
Depends how I feel
Welp it's been 2 years. And in that time I've changed my gender identity. I think It's time to finally continue this thread
Just imagine the Alamo but with elves and fairies
