A few weeks ago I happened upon Dorling Kindersley's Great Sex Games in a charity shop.
Best 50p I've ever spent.
Best 50p I've ever spent.
That's right - BELOVED PUBLISHERS OF CHILDHOOD REFERENCE BOOKS, DORLING KINDERSLEY are here to talk us through their favourite sex games.
"Hanky-panky picnics" and all.
"Hanky-panky picnics" and all.
I don't know about you, but I've been calling consensual sex "accidentally knocking the genitals as you reach them" for years.
Just IMAGINE playing Frank Sinatra while you're trying to have sex. Could there be ANYTHING less erotic?
"...lightly grasp the head of the penis with this 'spider'" is not a sentence I ever thought I'd read.
We've reached two new sections now. One called 'Duck's Bill', and the other 'Wibbling'. Maybe... maybe we deserve brexit?
If your kink is "sentences that, in or out of context, make no sense whatsoever" then this book is for you.
This book. It has broken me.
A thrilling development. https://twitter.com/symbandltd/status/947178747530235904
Minor (but still sufficiently thrilling) gossip. https://twitter.com/pixiecake/status/949250546506100736