I am eating real carrot cake (the Brazilian kind) for the first time in forever and we Americans have no idea how to effectively turn carrots into a cake

Real carrot cake is made with a high-speed blender and has no visible pieces of carrot

It also has chocolate frosting, not that cream cheese kind, because cream cheese is a bagel topping, not a cake topping

The chocolate frosting is made with condensed milk, because of course it is