Also I have to go to sleep before my uncle starts snoring. Rah, he snores so loud that if you slept next door in another house to him, you would hear his snoring
Update: I WAS TOO LATE. NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH SNORING MCSNORINGTON
I want to die die die die die
Ya Allah please unblock his nose soon so I can go to sleep please
I want to die. Because i will actually be able to rest. I am going crazy. It has been twenty minutes and he hasn’t stopped.
Its turned into motorcycle snores now
WHY DOES SNORING EXIST OH MY GOD JUST BLOW YOUR FUCKING NOSE BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP BEFORE YOU GIVE EVERYONE RESTLESS NIGHTS OH MY GOD
I want to cry now. Does anyone want to cry with me? No? Well I hope crying will help me go to sleep cause NOTHING FUCKING ELSE WILL
I cried. And guess what? It did nothing. CAUSE IM NOT ASLEEP AND HE IS SNORING LOUDER THAN EVER
Goodbye goodbye its time to say good bye. I said goodbye! I’m happy that you came. I said goodbye! Please come back no actually don’t come back CAUSE I WANNA FUCKING GO TO SLEEP STOP FUCKING SNORING
Dessssspaaacitooo, i really wanna go to sleespactio, can you please stop with the snoringeto, I’m would like to have nine hoursgretoooo
Okay so i slept. And i woke up half an hour ago. And guess what. HE IS STILL FUCKING SNORING. I am actually going crazy you don’t understand. He stops for a second and I’m here like ‘here is my chance’ AND HE STARTS AGAIN
Can someone take me to a mental hospital. I want to forget this pain. I want to forget the urges I have of punching him and beating him up.
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