hi, I'm tired of being talked down to for not liking Crystal Lauderdale, so, let's go a bit over her past.
if you ever want to know more, ask me. xx
let’s start with what everyone thinks of when they hear as crystal being mean.
here’s a link to the video of crystal being rude to fans in bali.
if you’re unaware of what is going on, she’s telling a few begging fans that they will never meet the boys (5sos). let’s not hold that against her, though, i do believe she apologized for it.
lets visit one of Crystal’s old best friends: Jeffree Star.
Now, Jefree Star is known to be less racist and sorry for his acts. Even though that makes things sound fair, he was not always like this. Whenever they were together, he always used vulgar language.
Does it seem realistic that the Crystal Leigh would hang with Jeffree Star? If this doesnt convince, i dont know what will.
moving onto Jeffree’s old word usage. as they always say, you are who you hang out with. in crystal’s case, it seems extremely true.
look at the date in the first picture. i can’t see it too clearly, but at either 2012 or 2013. pretty recent for someone who is 33. second picture was from their trip to bali. it was quickly deleted.
being racist isn’t the only thing crystal is known for, also a fat shamer. crazy, right?
sadly, though, thats still not all. i would give you the chance to say that maybe she’s changed. maybe from 30 to 33 she has learned to be more careful with her words.
spaz - from spastic, the disability. Meaning a person that acts insane or mentally retarded.
now, let’s move onto how crystal lauderdale basically prostitutes her friends in order for fame.
meagan camper
let me start with this, it is said that meagan and pete wentz have feelings for each other. that’s the good side of having crystal as your best friend, i guess.
what do you do when you have a boyfriend with famous friends and a friend whose modeling career needs to take off? set her up!
that’s right. at the time, while fall out boy was on haitus, black cards was the band. who happens to be two members? spencer peterson, crystal’s current boyfriend, and pete wentz.
does that method sound familiar? that’s because it’s been used with also Bryana Holly. Bryana had been done in a more thorough way, much more detail than meagan.
first, let it be said that at the time, crystal was promoting with all time low. who happened to be sleeping with jack barakat? bryana holly, which i believe is how they met.
what do you do when your friend has a modeling career that needs to go off? set them up! now, who is one of the most main stream people at the time? that’s it, crystal set up bryana with brody jenner.
the next person was a man known for sleeping with models much younger than him- leonardo dicaprio. this worked really well until Bryana started working for playboy and needed to be more mainstream. that’s when crystal sets up bryana with ashton irwin.
crystal had connections with 5SOS because they worked with atl at the time. That’s how Crystal got a little close with Michael Clifford while dating Spencer Peterson.
with the next thing, i want you to look at dates. this is the story about crystal cheating.
this is water was an inside joke between crystal and spencer. but, maybe that was just the case of a clingy ex? well, he doesn’t seem so clingy at her place with her dogs in the second picture. you can put the pieces together very easily.
let’s talk about the free vacation to bali crystal put together for her and her friends. amazing, right? an all paid trip with only a small catch.
at the time, a new app, ponder was out.
during their time in bali, every person with a slight bit of fame was posting on the app as much as possible. hell, that’s the only way they got it free as long as they kept fans updated! who wouldn’t enjoy that?
within the whole trip, every time a picture was posted, they would tag and put the full name for the resorts. usually, you can abbreviate, but not when it’s the best vacation ever !!!!
that’s not her first time doing that, though. she has also sponsored a trip to mexico with all time low, and sponsors yearly movies for 5sos and friends.
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