Thank you to everyone. If you hadn't heard already from my family, @OffTheJump, I'm retiring! My heart hasn't been in it for a while and I owe it to you to say goodbye.

Don't sweat it though—I'll be here in spirit, swooping through the shadow realm, infiltrating news feeds.

Thank you to everyone I've had the pleasure of brushing shoulders with. https://soundcloud.com/iamsamsa/haunt-me

one day you'll be reading the terms and conditions on the back of a wheaties box and you'll know its me