Me need to clear something up. Me hearing dat people seeing me in odd places these days….
Dis crystal look oddly familiar… but it not me.
Dis is a carpet and rolls of paper. Me need to be very clear that dis is not me.
A water fountain! Yeah me no think dis is me either.
COWABUNGA! DUMPLINGS! Me will eat, but dis not me.
Okay me glad me cleared that up. Me going back to eating cookies now. Bye!
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