Thread by @shanyceboom, honestly, we can dissect the story of the ten virgins. first of [...]

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honestly, we can dissect the story of the ten virgins.

first of all, all ten of these women were going to one dick appointment. that& #39;s one.

they all took their lamps to wait up for one man. five were described as wise and the other foolish. if you ask me they all was dumb. y& #39;all slept all day while this man was out being a hoe probably. only to wait for that raggedy iMessage that came at midnight.

here& #39;s where it gets real bad girl& #39;s club. they all got the text, but the five foolish joints ain& #39;t have no oil, so their lamps was ashy. they tried to scoop a lil something from their sisterwives. and them hoes said no with a QUICKNESS!

imagine waiting up for a man all night only to get sent to the store because you wasn& #39;t ready. they sent them girls to the store and went to see the community man.

honestly, if the foolish ones had some shame this next part wouldn& #39;t have happened. you knew wasn& #39;t together at the appointed time and STILL went back to see if there was room in the inn. that& #39;s what happens when you can& #39;t take an L in silence.

now you well-rested with no plans and this man yells, from behind a closed door, that he doesn& #39;t know you. DANG! try a little shame. anyway, that& #39;s that on that.

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