honestly, we can dissect the story of the ten virgins.

first of all, all ten of these women were going to one dick appointment. that's one.

they all took their lamps to wait up for one man. five were described as wise and the other foolish. if you ask me they all was dumb. y'all slept all day while this man was out being a hoe probably. only to wait for that raggedy iMessage that came at midnight.

here's where it gets real bad girl's club. they all got the text, but the five foolish joints ain't have no oil, so their lamps was ashy. they tried to scoop a lil something from their sisterwives. and them hoes said no with a QUICKNESS!

imagine waiting up for a man all night only to get sent to the store because you wasn't ready. they sent them girls to the store and went to see the community man.

honestly, if the foolish ones had some shame this next part wouldn't have happened. you knew wasn't together at the appointed time and STILL went back to see if there was room in the inn. that's what happens when you can't take an L in silence.

now you well-rested with no plans and this man yells, from behind a closed door, that he doesn't know you. DANG! try a little shame. anyway, that's that on that.