Scorpio people: The first to talk shit and then turn around and claim they want “no drama” and they are “no bullshit”

(this is a drag thread btw)

SCORPIOS: Typically spotted looking only half interested in what's happening around them and more often than not talking about themselves -- or a topic that they've initiated that pertains to their very rigorous skillset and abilities. (Have a tendency to be boastful)

A Scorpio requires your soul, your 100% commitment, 100% attention, and any morsel of affection and time directed to them.

Scorpio when you call them out on not reciprocating even half of what they demand you give them:

A Scorpio when offended: I don't even care, it's beneath me to care

Also Scorpio:

They require their friends to be the exact opposite of characteristics they themselves inhabit. They have high standards but are always exempting themselves from their own rules and guidelines.

"WOW SO AND SO NEvER DOES THEIR JOB THEY ARE SO LAZY"
*sits at work complaining*