One of my colleagues said she left general and went into mental health because she spent too much time removing stuff from men's bums loooool

A guy fisted his bf so far and deep that his bf's nyash muscles clamped down and trapped half the arm.

The had to put the fist receiver to sleep and put the fister's arm to sleep. After carefully lubing in the cavity. They removed the fist and it was covered in blood and poo

Woman's bum got penetrated by an object so large that her hole remained dilated and didn't retract. She couldn't hold poo in, so poo was always falling out of her. They had to keep packing her hole. Took 4 days for it to snap back to shape.

A man and his wife tied a hampster in a condom and put it up the man's bum. It didn't come out. After operating to remove it, the man and wife were prosecuted.....

Not a bum story but still: A woman's dog bit off and ate her clitoris. She was using meat to lure her dog to pleasure her and it went wrong.

At first she tried to say it was her partner but then the bite marks were not consistent with human teeth. Also, the missing part couldn't be retrieved... because it was eaten... by the dog.

A man accidentally splashed shit on her face after she removed a toy car from his bum (this was her breaking point)

It's so gruesome