“IF I MICHAEL JACKSON THE KING OF POP TOLD YOU THAT I DID ALL THIS WILD SHIT IN ONE DAY WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME?”
THE ONE TIME THEY TRIED TO CHANGE THE RED SHIRT FABRIC IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET MIKE TO CHILL ... THEIR PLAN BACKFIRED LIKE FUCK
LABEL EXECS:
“C’MON MIKE STOP PLAYING AND PUT THE GLASSES SO WE CAN TAKE THIS PICTURE AND BE DONE”
MJ:
“THEY ARE ON!”
“C’MON MIKE STOP PLAYING AND PUT THE GLASSES SO WE CAN TAKE THIS PICTURE AND BE DONE”
MJ:
“THEY ARE ON!”
DRY CLEANER:
“SORRY MR. JACKSON TRY STOPPING BY TOMORROW YOUR SHIRT SHOULD BE READY FOR PICK UP”
MJ:
“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
“SORRY MR. JACKSON TRY STOPPING BY TOMORROW YOUR SHIRT SHOULD BE READY FOR PICK UP”
MJ:
“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
BARBARA WALTERS:
“MICHAEL LET’S TALK BILLIE JEAN ONE OF YOUR GREATEST SONGS TO DATE ... BUT WE STILL WANNA KNOW WHO WAS SHE”
MJ:
“BARBARA C’MON NOW YOU KNOW I AIN’T GOT NO DAMN KIDS”
“MICHAEL LET’S TALK BILLIE JEAN ONE OF YOUR GREATEST SONGS TO DATE ... BUT WE STILL WANNA KNOW WHO WAS SHE”
MJ:
“BARBARA C’MON NOW YOU KNOW I AIN’T GOT NO DAMN KIDS”
MGMT:
LOOKS LIKE ALL THE DEPARTMENT STORES IN THE AREA ARE OUT OF RED SHIRTS, WANT ANOTHER COLOR?
MJ:
YOU’RE FIRED.
LOOKS LIKE ALL THE DEPARTMENT STORES IN THE AREA ARE OUT OF RED SHIRTS, WANT ANOTHER COLOR?
MJ:
YOU’RE FIRED.
MADONNA:
“MICHAEL I’M SO FLATTERED THAT YOU ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE AND GOT ME A GIFT TOO!”
MJ:
“GIFT?!! GIRL THIS THE NEW RED SHIRT I ORDERED FROM SOME CATALOGUE LAST WEEK”
MADONNA:
*leavesneverlandranch*
“MICHAEL I’M SO FLATTERED THAT YOU ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE AND GOT ME A GIFT TOO!”
MJ:
“GIFT?!! GIRL THIS THE NEW RED SHIRT I ORDERED FROM SOME CATALOGUE LAST WEEK”
MADONNA:
*leavesneverlandranch*
THE ACADEMY:
“THE AWARD FOR BEST ACTOR GOES TO ....*drumroll*
FLEX ALEXANDER!
(Where’s The Blow)
this will be the second Oscar he’ll be taking from this evening’s ceremony.”
“THE AWARD FOR BEST ACTOR GOES TO ....*drumroll*
FLEX ALEXANDER!
(Where’s The Blow)
this will be the second Oscar he’ll be taking from this evening’s ceremony.”
WE MADE IT TO @Complex YALL!
article written by
@JoshuaLEspinoza
https://www.complex.com/music/2018/11/michael-jackson-red-shirt-twitter-thread
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https://www.complex.com/music/2018/11/michael-jackson-red-shirt-twitter-thread