https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦃" title="Turkey (bird)" aria-label="Emoji: Turkey (bird)"> SEASONS GREETINGS FROM THE STROMS! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦃" title="Turkey (bird)" aria-label="Emoji: Turkey (bird)">

(a smol thread of pics from my parents& #39; house)

"Hey Dad, what& #39;s with the horse?"

"Some guy& #39;s hustle was he& #39;d go around the South Side with a horse and some props and charge people to take pictures on the horse."

"OH NO, WHAT IF *HE* IS MY REAL GRANDPA?"

My Mom was a beb and her friends were miscreants. Here& #39;s her plus Buzz and Jimmy in 1975

Same year: my uncle David and my uncle Lee

"Who& #39;re THESE immigrants?"

"That& #39;s my uncle Milford... probably not his real name. That& #39;s your grandma Sylvia... definitely not her real name. This is probably Esther."

"Who& #39;s the baby?"

"No idea. Must be one who died." https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷" title="Shrug" aria-label="Emoji: Shrug">

And finally... LOOK AT THIS FUCKING JEWBAG

...and his motherfucking Bulls tie. Jordan era, baybeee!

(from my b& #39;nai mitzvah with my sister Shaynahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✡" title="Star of david" aria-label="Emoji: Star of david">)

By request... new old adorable kid/regrettable teen pics of me (and my sister who just looks like a perfectly fine normal human at all ages)

{Fig. 1} yah, of course a nylon White Sox jacket
{Fig. 2} Shayna& #39;s friend Mara in the middle is the reason she was friends with all the skinhead girls in high school
{Fig. 3} yah, of course we& #39;re in front of Manny& #39;s, HAPPY HANNUKAAAAHhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✡" title="Star of david" aria-label="Emoji: Star of david">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🕎" title="Menorah with nine branches" aria-label="Emoji: Menorah with nine branches">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✡" title="Star of david" aria-label="Emoji: Star of david">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🕍" title="Synagogue" aria-label="Emoji: Synagogue">

Halloween 1970, supposedly dressed as a greaser. My dad was Nick Cave before Nick Cave was, apparently.

Dorks dorks dorks dorks.