The amount of times
U see a white couple and think
Wow u guys must be having the
Driest time is this a feat of strength
I feel every basic American white couple is held up on the strengths of things like this
The driest no matter how Much cool things they are into because everybody is cool now
At a certain point basic suburban dry yt people comes back to this
The driest of lives all these suburbanites
The basicness of the average American
And how poor the youth are saddens me
i hate how wack this bare minimum culture is
and how it props up basic suburban values as wholesome
yall eating corporate trash for LOLVE
THE BASICNESS OF AMERICAN WHITE HETERO LOVE IS AMAZING
Please America stay dry you bring me Soo much peace
Thank u for ur strong work American white people in staying the driest ever
They stay dry on all levels it gives me light
I’ll never stop this thread
This is just for me tbh
I received a hot tip in the dms about this
Where bare minimum and basic twitter intersect
We create light
We may mock but maybe the locals know more
This is art of the highest Level
I received another hot tip in the dm
And this One is such a great piece of art
I need to post the whole thread
This is the only thing bringing me hope
1 of 2
Honestly the best one yet it has everything
We stan a saltine stereotype
2 of 2
It was the best of times
It was the driest of times
I was sad this morning but
Now faith has been restored
Thanks for being dry local love
Received a hot tip on the timeline
About how dry these people are
Blessed once again today
Was stressed this morning but this hot tip from my DMs calmed me
Got a hot tip today and i honestly thought this account was fake
Until i realized nothing is drier than white people who goto a Christian college
But settle in folks please peep this high art
Also cherry wine by hozier is NOT A LOVE SONG BY ANY MEANS
It’s almost been a year of this thread and
I’m happy the timeline still bears dry bland fruit
The depths here the depths
How did u get here is my question
Why are u writing on horrid shoes
This holiday season remember
Local is a state of mind and
Basic knows no income level
this dryness warms my spirit
No idea how this dry couple is keeping it together man oh man
Its been a while
But pale Publix wedding photos have surfaced
Man this is wild dry obsession with basic consumerism
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