Last week, me and three of my friends entered a bus without complete transport fare. Thread!
Before we entered, we told the conductor we had only N200 (N50 each). He said no, the fare was N70, but we just entered like that
So we sat at the back, making noise and cracking jokes as the bus was moving
One of my friends even played that funny @lasiselenu joke about people who desperately try to make friends inside bus. Everyone was just laughing. Some even took the video
So everything was fun and good until we reached our stop. As we were coming down from the bus, I told my friend to give me the N200 note, so I'll talk to the conductor
After trying to reason with Mr. Conductor, he did not agree o. He said we must pay the full amount
Other passengers started begging him to just take the N200 since that's what most buses were
taking, but our man refused
Now, it happened that the four of us had N1,000 notes with us. So we brought them out and gave the conductor N4,000, and asked for our change
You should have seen the look on his face
He told us to use only one N1,000 note so he could easily get change, but we said no, we were going in different directions
We were expecting this guy to just say, 'okay', and take the initial N200 and return our N4,000 but we didn't know Baba was serious
He started looking for N930 change for each of us
Baba bought coke, gala, groundnut, fried plantain, peanut, chin-chin, biscuit, everything that would get him the N930 change
We were still shocked when he gave us our change, complete to the last kobo
As the bus drove off, baba sat down and ate like a big man
But finally eh...It is well😂😂😂
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