some rlly freaking funny things my friends & i have said this week:
"if you don't get enough sleep, you nightmare."
"alright which one of you put the hate mail in my locker"
"my shrine of men is missing a picture"
"we knew it was your locker, jack gilinsky's picture was on it."
"if you don't get enough sleep, you nightmare."
"alright which one of you put the hate mail in my locker"
"my shrine of men is missing a picture"
"we knew it was your locker, jack gilinsky's picture was on it."
week of december 4th:
-it’s not MY fault you’re not as hot as cameron dallas
-what are the dimensions of the matrix? APPLES!
-can you massage my calf
-make sure to lionize the milk
-“are you gonna swim in college?” “no! i’m gonna drown in college!”
-it’s not MY fault you’re not as hot as cameron dallas
-what are the dimensions of the matrix? APPLES!
-can you massage my calf
-make sure to lionize the milk
-“are you gonna swim in college?” “no! i’m gonna drown in college!”
week of jan. 8:
-i already suffered through the science fair, i can suffer through this
-she asked me for a piece of paper with an open notebook in front of her
-"it's the unit square!!" "allison...no...that's a circle"
-i come to school looking like a drowned rat
-i already suffered through the science fair, i can suffer through this
-she asked me for a piece of paper with an open notebook in front of her
-"it's the unit square!!" "allison...no...that's a circle"
-i come to school looking like a drowned rat
day of september 7th
“i am going to stab you with this micropipette”
“our sorority name is anti-pie-thigh”
“would they be mad if i take my pants off?” “dude...yes” “I HAVE SHORTS ON UNDER I SWEAR”
“yo julianne you could’ve pulled up more” “and you could’ve parked better jenna”
“i am going to stab you with this micropipette”
“our sorority name is anti-pie-thigh”
“would they be mad if i take my pants off?” “dude...yes” “I HAVE SHORTS ON UNDER I SWEAR”
“yo julianne you could’ve pulled up more” “and you could’ve parked better jenna”
week of september 10th
-“what if you get married and your husbands last name is butt knuckle?”
-“i would NOT put my finger in that hole”
-“leslie! where are you!” “i’m on the field trip, what?” “i need you to park my car...” *hangs up*
-“are you with child or is child with you?”
-“what if you get married and your husbands last name is butt knuckle?”
-“i would NOT put my finger in that hole”
-“leslie! where are you!” “i’m on the field trip, what?” “i need you to park my car...” *hangs up*
-“are you with child or is child with you?”
week of september 17th
- “i learned how to choke this weekend!” “ooh! show me!”
-“on the drive home today he flipped me off while the top was down on his porsche”
-“i found a tab on molly’s laptop that said ‘is my dog okay?”
-“What if I slapped you with my e-coli glove?”
- “i learned how to choke this weekend!” “ooh! show me!”
-“on the drive home today he flipped me off while the top was down on his porsche”
-“i found a tab on molly’s laptop that said ‘is my dog okay?”
-“What if I slapped you with my e-coli glove?”