“Scott, I told you not to tell her about how you make your Thanksgiving mac and cheese. Cold macaroni noddles and a three cheese blend? Get some help.”
Charles: Ororo you don’t ha-
Storm: Hush! Scott! I know you aren’t about to put that dry ass turkey in the stove!
Storm: Hush! Scott! I know you aren’t about to put that dry ass turkey in the stove!
“Which one of you keeps coming in the kitchen? Didn’t I say stay out while I was cooking. Stay ya shedding asses out my kitchen until it’s time to eat!”
*yelling from the room over*
“Scott!!!! Why the fuck is this macaroni cold?! Is this shredded cheese on this shit?!”
“Scott!!!! Why the fuck is this macaroni cold?! Is this shredded cheese on this shit?!”
*Charles opens the door*
“I know we’re late but we brought the wine and music, oh this is Rufus by the way, I hope you don’t mind the plus one.”
“I know we’re late but we brought the wine and music, oh this is Rufus by the way, I hope you don’t mind the plus one.”
Ororo: ...and bring me back my change.
Jubilee: But its a car-
Ororo: I said bring me back my change.
Jubilee: But its a car-
Ororo: I said bring me back my change.
“Damn, y’all couldn’t wait until we cleared the dishes before you started putting up the tree? Thirsty.”
Erik: So I couldn’t get an invite Charles? I heard about thanksgiving dinner, I hope Jean recovers.
Charles: I didn’t think you would come, and Jean is taking it one day at a time. We’re building her seasoning immunity now.
Charles: I didn’t think you would come, and Jean is taking it one day at a time. We’re building her seasoning immunity now.
“This is the last time I spend Thanksgiving at the mansion. I really should have gone to Wakanda on Thursday and spent the weekend at Forge’s”
And this concludes a very random X-Men Thanksgiving.
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