“Scott, I told you not to tell her about how you make your Thanksgiving mac and cheese. Cold macaroni noddles and a three cheese blend? Get some help.”
Charles: Ororo you don’t ha-

Storm: Hush! Scott! I know you aren’t about to put that dry ass turkey in the stove!
“Which one of you keeps coming in the kitchen? Didn’t I say stay out while I was cooking. Stay ya shedding asses out my kitchen until it’s time to eat!”
“Logan, for the unpteenth time, this isn’t a book.”
*yelling from the room over*
“Scott!!!! Why the fuck is this macaroni cold?! Is this shredded cheese on this shit?!”
*Charles opens the door*

“I know we’re late but we brought the wine and music, oh this is Rufus by the way, I hope you don’t mind the plus one.”
Ororo: ...and bring me back my change.

Jubilee: But its a car-

Ororo: I said bring me back my change.
“Damn, y’all couldn’t wait until we cleared the dishes before you started putting up the tree? Thirsty.”
“They are going to love my jambalaya.”
Scott: Jean, speak to me.

Jean: Gambit’s jambalaya, the seasoning, it...it was too much Scott.”
Erik: So I couldn’t get an invite Charles? I heard about thanksgiving dinner, I hope Jean recovers.

Charles: I didn’t think you would come, and Jean is taking it one day at a time. We’re building her seasoning immunity now.
“This is the last time I spend Thanksgiving at the mansion. I really should have gone to Wakanda on Thursday and spent the weekend at Forge’s”
And this concludes a very random X-Men Thanksgiving.
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