BTS as STDs
— a thread
pig jimin : chlamydia
- not really dangerous, just generally annoying to a lot of people
- bloating and weight gain is very typical
j-hope : aids
- makes your vision go blurry
- causes death and rashes
- hopeless, incurable
alien v : crabs
- constantly irritating
- taehyung would probably collect pubic lice as pets (typical behavior from an autistic kid, but still inexcusable)
rap monster : hepatitis
- cause actual cancer
- come in different types (eg. asian rap mon VS black rap mon)
- leads to headaches and vomiting
suga : trichomoniasis
- probably the most tolerable by far
- popular and easy to deal with
- still a disease, don't get me wrong
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