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If the Gospel industry was a Church
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Khaya Mthethwa
-The Pks
-Twangs to come nice
-Really annoying with his twang
-Yummy
-Always smells good
-He& #39;s been saying no to all the church ladies
-His gf is somewhere ko Ayepyep outside church
-The Pks
-Twangs to come nice
-Really annoying with his twang
-Yummy
-Always smells good
-He& #39;s been saying no to all the church ladies
-His gf is somewhere ko Ayepyep outside church
Dumi Makokstad
-The original FB
-o fetsa bo daughters of the most high kom kyk
-Part of the Protocol
-Assistant pastor
-Blue suit, brown belt.
-The original FB
-o fetsa bo daughters of the most high kom kyk
-Part of the Protocol
-Assistant pastor
-Blue suit, brown belt.
Keke Phoofolo
-Mozalwane zaaaa
-Shiny suits
-Praise the Lord shoes
-Thinks He is a prophet
-Jola kom kyk!
-Starts the circles in church.
-O thoma stepe.
-Mozalwane zaaaa
-Shiny suits
-Praise the Lord shoes
-Thinks He is a prophet
-Jola kom kyk!
-Starts the circles in church.
-O thoma stepe.
Madam Deborah
-the church divorcee
-She is bitter
-Always wants to have the final say
-Gossips kom kyk
-Her phone and car keys can& #39;t fit in the bag, she always holds them
-Comes late to church
-beys wa di fascinator
-the church divorcee
-She is bitter
-Always wants to have the final say
-Gossips kom kyk
-Her phone and car keys can& #39;t fit in the bag, she always holds them
-Comes late to church
-beys wa di fascinator
Brother Xolani
-Wears swaggy clothes to church
-the only times he stands up is when its offering time and when he is going home
-leaves right after church
-Comes to church after 4 weeks. Net to revive the spirit nyana ha one.
-Wears swaggy clothes to church
-the only times he stands up is when its offering time and when he is going home
-leaves right after church
-Comes to church after 4 weeks. Net to revive the spirit nyana ha one.
Bheka Mthethwa
-The bassist
-Good looking
-Never greets people
-Has his own special jack to jack cable
-comes, connects his bass, plays, packs and leaves
-don& #39;t know his name. "moshimane wa Katara"
-Never offers in church
-The bassist
-Good looking
-Never greets people
-Has his own special jack to jack cable
-comes, connects his bass, plays, packs and leaves
-don& #39;t know his name. "moshimane wa Katara"
-Never offers in church
Bab Jabu Hlongwane
-Knows the in and outs of the church
-He can& #39;t really sing, but he is part of the worship cos he has been there when the church started
-has money
-feels he is the father of the church
-Reminds everyone he tithed for the church to have a roof
-Knows the in and outs of the church
-He can& #39;t really sing, but he is part of the worship cos he has been there when the church started
-has money
-feels he is the father of the church
-Reminds everyone he tithed for the church to have a roof
Sbu Noah
- Happy socks guy
-Model for Christ
-babes wa di suit
-The original alabaster box owner
-Smells good.
-o dema okare bobotse bo thoma ka yena
-Not married but doesn& #39;t show interest
-he doesn& #39;t page through his bible but He SCROLLS.
- Happy socks guy
-Model for Christ
-babes wa di suit
-The original alabaster box owner
-Smells good.
-o dema okare bobotse bo thoma ka yena
-Not married but doesn& #39;t show interest
-he doesn& #39;t page through his bible but He SCROLLS.
Dr Tumi
-Loves special attention
-Great singer
-Acts like a guest artist at church
-Acts like He is Enoch Sontanga.
-Hardly smiles
-He is a perfectionist in the worship team
-Loves special attention
-Great singer
-Acts like a guest artist at church
-Acts like He is Enoch Sontanga.
-Hardly smiles
-He is a perfectionist in the worship team
