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So I stopped by my brothers house before I head to Dallas(4.5 hr drive).. I stole a chocolate bar. Ate 6 pieces and something hit me. 
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My mouth went numb and my arms lit up and then my head got heavy or pressured and my eyes got tight and I got super sleepy
And I was like.. wait .. and it hit me in slow mo and my brother was on FaceTime like aww you got my shhhh.. “you better not eat but 1”
I thought he meant that as.. I want my stuff back so only eat one.. but he was really concerned about my health..
I don’t even know if that’s the right gif.. I’m soooo high.
I don’t smoke so these edibles are at my neck
Wait that isn’t a good gif fir that but you get the point..
Now I’m on the road with 3 more hours to go and I can’t remember If me and this same car been passing each other
Shit that’s 60 milligrams of THC .. but still.. ain’t no way I should be this high.. Tylenol be 200.. 500mg and don’t kill a lil headache
The bride and groom gone smack me.. cause that’s what real friends do
Cars keep passing me giving me dirty looks.. hell I thought I was speeding too
Imagine whet this hell this did to me..
Swear it feels like I’m sweating but I’m not sweating
And I know my homie @HlthyAddictions is texting me to check on me but I can’t multitask switch apps text and drive right now
And I just realized I’ve been out of range of my local radio station now for an hour so I’ve been listening to static..
