just turned 20; no jokes allowed from here on out .if i see 1 tweet without a semicolon or the word “economy” i will NOT hesitate to block .

just turned 21; do not speak to me without showing me that you have filed your taxes and are registered to vote .i do not consent

Just turned 22; do not interact with me if u do not own a brief case and at least 20 pieces of lined paper on which to write the Pythagorean theorem upon , whom

just turned 23; i no longer wish to be perceived. i will simply become an abstract concept. you may refer to me as .