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chickens lay eggs every day right? so is that why we eat eggs? so chickens don& #39;t take over the world?
if every chicken on earth lays an egg every day, that& #39;s a lot of chickens
imagine that, how many chickens are there in the world? fuck loads is the answer
19 billion chickens lay 1 egg today, that& #39;s 38 billion chickens tomorrow. even if half of em squeeze out a dud egg, that& #39;s still shit loads
in two weeks time that& #39;s like a hundred billion fuckin chickens, youd have to clear them off your drive way every night just to park the car
you& #39;d arrive home from work like "these fkn chickens" [gets out car]
me: "sorry im late"
wife: "what happened?"
me: [hanging coat on hook] "fuckin chickens everywhere"
wife: "what happened?"
me: [hanging coat on hook] "fuckin chickens everywhere"
this is world vegans want is it? well balls to that
keep eating chickens
