chickens lay eggs every day right? so is that why we eat eggs? so chickens don't take over the world?
if every chicken on earth lays an egg every day, that's a lot of chickens
imagine that, how many chickens are there in the world? fuck loads is the answer
19 billion chickens lay 1 egg today, that's 38 billion chickens tomorrow. even if half of em squeeze out a dud egg, that's still shit loads
in two weeks time that's like a hundred billion fuckin chickens, youd have to clear them off your drive way every night just to park the car
you'd arrive home from work like "these fkn chickens" [gets out car]
me: "sorry im late"
wife: "what happened?"
me: [hanging coat on hook] "fuckin chickens everywhere"
this is world vegans want is it? well balls to that
keep eating chickens
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