This is from a review of Wrong Turn that HK wrote years ago. Young movie nerds have been reading this article for years. Think about that.

This is from his review of Heroes. (warning: ugly stuff)

This is from his review of Blade 2.

From his review of Charlie's Angels. Now ask yourself why film fandom started to become so noxious online with this guy as "head geek."

If this sick fuck is your favorite film critic, of course you're gonna emulate his gross, infantile behavior on twitter and youtube.

If you'd like to suggest a review for this thread, let me know. I'm done with his shit. That's not how you write about women. Or film.

This shit has bothered legit film writers (professional and amateur) for years. Here's a piece I wrote in 2004.

http://bit.ly/2xH2RGk 

From his review of Sin City. I feel kinda dirty sharing these but screw it. (yes, warning)

From his review of Twilight: Eclipse. It just keeps going beyond this, too. (warning: nasty)

Now here's an interesting point. Countless studio execs and filmmakers kissed this guy's ass. Which tells me they NEVER READ HIS WORK.

OR they did read this psychotic garbage, and they didn't care.

I prefer to believe the first one.

OK, people. I'm about to dive into his review of A Serbian Film. I've seen the film. I also reviewed it. Pray for me.

Nothing too graphic in this one, thank god, although he does harp on keeping the final scenes absolutely uncut. Shocker there.

From his review of The Real Cancun. This movie really made him angry. That Schindler's List jab makes me sick.

"10 minutes on any internet chatroom on the internet can get you harder stuff than this."

Oh man.

This research is getting to me. Seriously. I feel like Nick Cage in 8mm. Here's what I realized:

He wants every movie to be violent porn.

Sorry. HK = Harry Knowles, owner of Ain't It Cool News. People have asked. The fortunate people who don't know who he is.

From his review of Toy Story 3. He wants Andy to end up marrying Bonnie so he can get his toys back from her. Yep.

He is SO LIVID that a young man going off to college would give his TOYS to a little girl. I just can't comprehend this stuff.

Here's what he thought of a bad Night of the Living Dead re-release. This is so disturbing I almost want to cry.

Should I keep going with these? I probably would have stopped by now but I'm clearly pissing someone off by sharing this stuff.

From his review of Urban Legend.

For years (back in the day) I used to wonder why studios / publicity firms were hesitant to approve online writers.

This stuff is why.

Resurrecting this thread cuz it's mine and I feel like it. Warning: the excerpts are uniformly disgusting.

Been accused of trying to "crucify" Harry.

By sharing excerpts from his own work.

Got it.

Apparently this guy's back writing reviews again. So I thought this thread might be pertinent. (warning: disgusting)