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Today marks the 9th anniversary of me sticking an entire DS Stylus up my Left bare sole.
It's a long story.
So like, I was like 10? i wanna say.
I was jumping in bed while listening to music.
HOWEVER, the bed was messy and I had all my toys out.
I was jumping in bed while listening to music.
HOWEVER, the bed was messy and I had all my toys out.
So my DS was out, closed. BUT the stylus wasn't inside the socket, it was outside.
So while I was jumping, the stylus stood up vertically due to the bouncing, the pointy tip facing right into the bottom of my left foot.
And my foot naturally landed right on top of it, stabbing my FUCKING foot directly into it. DIRECTLY INTO IT. IT WENT INSIDE MY FOOT
BUT THING IS, I DIDN'T FEEL PAIN AT ALL. NO. I JUST FELT LIKE A LITTLE STING. I was like "uhm hehe what?" so i stopped and sat down.
My sock had a BIG ASS HOLE and i was like "What?" so I called my mom in my room. I was like "hey mom what the heck happened?"
She told me I probably ripped the sock because I was bouncing like a motherfucker. So I brushed it off. My foot started to get swollen.
I WANNA ADD BY THE WAY, I had no holes or scars on the skin. I guess the stylus went in too fast?? IDK IM NOT A DOCTOR. NO SCARS THO.
So like, I went in calmly because I felt no pain? Like the foot got swollen but stopped really fast. However, I couldn't find my stylus.
So my mom called the maids and they all helped move the bed etc to find it, they found one piece (the side that's thicker), but it was cut.
My mom and I just brushed it off and thought it was no big deal because I SWEAR i had no pain? It was cool.
So like, fast forward a week after that. I'd put on shoes and they'd HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. I could literally only wear crocs.
ACTUALLY NO. NOT ONE WEEK, LIKE AROUND TWO? YEA.
THE FIRST WEEK WAS CHILL.
THE FIRST WEEK WAS CHILL.
I guess the pain and my mind started thinking of it normally so I started walking with the side of my sole? IDK its weird but I walked funny
My mom noticed and she was like "let me see ur foot" and she noticed that I had a tiny ball poking out of my sole. Like a mosquito bite.
She immediately booked an appointment with a doctor. She told me it was not normal. I was just there like "ok????????"
The doctor felt that thing with his thumb and I SWEAR it hurt like a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. He was like "u have something inside..."
Meanwhile from all the people TOUCHING IT, my foot got super swollen.
The doctor was like "listen bitch we gotta open ur foot lmao"
So we booked the surgery for the next day. BUT WAIT ITS NOT OVER.
So we booked the surgery for the next day. BUT WAIT ITS NOT OVER.
I get home and I LITERALLY could not walk with my left foot anymore. It would touch the floor and it felt like I had a fucking KNIFE under
I was so done I just wanted it OUT girl I remember I couldn't sleep that night because my foot was like enormous and purple. It was funny
So like, next day I had to get carried to the hospital LOL.
I was put on anestesia and I was off to dream land.
I was put on anestesia and I was off to dream land.
I wake up with a lot of pain in my foot, around my leg as well and I turn to the side and my doctor's like "LOOK!" and shows me this flask
WITH A BEIGE TONED STYLUS COVERED IN LIKE ACTUAL FLESH (BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT WAS STICKING TO MY FOOT FROM THE INSIDE AND GROWING SKIN)
IDK H O W to describe it.
I guess like a meatball?? like a tiny meatball but instead of red it was like... the color of my skin LMAO.
I guess like a meatball?? like a tiny meatball but instead of red it was like... the color of my skin LMAO.
I dont remember what happened after that cuz my mom said I passed out even though I remember falling asleep.
I had some pain killers prescribed and I stayed 1 night in the hospital. I couldn't walk for 2 weeks I had to use a wheelchair.
Anyways THAT'S IT.
And just FYI u can still see the scar in the foot you just have to look at it closely. It's like a big ass splat.
And just FYI u can still see the scar in the foot you just have to look at it closely. It's like a big ass splat.
It used to be really red the first two years but right now it's just the color of my skin.
Moral of the story: DO NOT JUMP ON YOUR BEDS. AND IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT MAKE SURE ITS EMPTY. ANYTHING CAN STAB YOU VIOLENTLY IN YOUR FOOT.
AND IT'S SCARY BECAUSE I DID NOT EVEN NOTICE RIGHT THERE
IT TOOK TWO WEEKS FOR IT TO START SHOWING UP AND IT WAS BASICALLY BC IT WANTED TO BE PART OF MY SKIN KJNSAFJKNDSF
