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Just completed national service looking for a job? Here are tips on how to nail ur first interview!
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Show up to reception looking super fly in ur three piece. THREE PIECE. let them know u mean business.
When they ask u whether u'd like something to drink, tell them u'd like a glass of job.
Never refer to urself as an appliCANT. You are an appliCAN!
Know the interviewer's name and use it during the interview. If u re not sure what it is, call them Jobsy or Jobbo
Remember every question is a test. So when they ask u how u are, reply with "goal oriented, thank u"
Maintain eye contact with the interviewer at all times. If they are two, keep one eye on each of them. That's why u have two eyes.
During the interview, make a point of mentioning that u failed religious studies and say "the only thing I worship is productivity"
When they ask u where u wana be in the next 5 years, tell them "wherever the wind blows u".
And finally, if they give u a chance to ask a question, ask them when u start work. Congrats on landing ur dream job.
Ahaa. Salary expectation. Just tell them that "ketewa biaa nsua". We all know u re desperate.
