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Thread of culinary nonsense.
https://twitter.com/katchin05/status/905748502831140865">https://twitter.com/katchin05...
https://twitter.com/buzzfeednews/status/865644501217325056">https://twitter.com/buzzfeedn...
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https://twitter.com/katchin05/status/903689415549124608">https://twitter.com/katchin05...
http://www.bonappetit.com/story/please-wash-bottom-of-dishes?mbid=social_cp_facebook_epi">https://www.bonappetit.com/story/ple...
https://twitter.com/insiderfood/status/908774928731664384">https://twitter.com/insiderfo...
https://twitter.com/katchin05/status/930208593479131138">https://twitter.com/katchin05...
https://twitter.com/thekalenallen/status/934531707591643136">https://twitter.com/thekalena...
Iâve already expressed my feelings on eggnog and this dip looks like a vomited strawberry margarita. https://twitter.com/tastemade/status/942778987620679680">https://twitter.com/tastemade...
Eggnog is already trash but yâall made 
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https://twitter.com/shewantsthevic/status/948312577553072128">https://twitter.com/shewantst...
âYou have died of dysentery.â https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/952408699640995845">https://twitter.com/voxdotcom...
Yâall https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đđŸ" title="Applaus-Zeichen (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)"> Have https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đđŸ" title="Applaus-Zeichen (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)"> To https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đđŸ" title="Applaus-Zeichen (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)"> STOP https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đđŸ" title="Applaus-Zeichen (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">. https://twitter.com/trillsmith/status/983419393085460481?s=21">https://twitter.com/trillsmit...
https://twitter.com/davidplotz/status/983758803807195136?s=21">https://twitter.com/davidplot...
https://twitter.com/danblackroyd/status/993126537120530438?s=21">https://twitter.com/danblackr...
https://twitter.com/kenm215/status/993558692611149825?s=21">https://twitter.com/kenm215/s...
https://twitter.com/shape_magazine/status/994382116988342272?s=21">https://twitter.com/shape_mag...
https://twitter.com/georgefoster72/status/1000539472969256960?s=21">https://twitter.com/georgefos...
https://twitter.com/tssteinbacher/status/1003979894366367744?s=21">https://twitter.com/tssteinba...
I need the Marylanders to PLEASE CHILL. Yâall are taking âgoes on everythingâ too far. https://twitter.com/oldbayseasoning/status/1011358222458892289?s=21">https://twitter.com/oldbaysea...
https://twitter.com/insiderfood/status/1019982702441771008?s=21">https://twitter.com/insiderfo...
https://twitter.com/foodandwine/status/1022214936745926657?s=21">https://twitter.com/foodandwi...
https://twitter.com/bukiebullets/status/1021608835570720768?s=21">https://twitter.com/bukiebull...
https://twitter.com/miraclewhip/status/1022187708377006080?s=21">https://twitter.com/miraclewh...
https://twitter.com/emocatalyst/status/1022839557304315907?s=21">https://twitter.com/emocataly...
https://twitter.com/metroadlib/status/1023796219422957579?s=21">https://twitter.com/metroadli...
https://twitter.com/mewefree/status/1026529174163480577?s=21">https://twitter.com/mewefree/...
I donât even understand what the fuck. https://twitter.com/najestical/status/1036415033864073218?s=21">https://twitter.com/najestica...
https://twitter.com/mcmviii/status/1036650809881227265?s=21">https://twitter.com/mcmviii/s...
https://twitter.com/tonimacattack/status/1052624578718167040?s=21">https://twitter.com/tonimacat...
Iâd have to square up with their mother. Youâve ruined 2 of my greatest loves. https://twitter.com/lukewinsor/status/1055550653164974080?s=21">https://twitter.com/lukewinso...
https://twitter.com/skejayrogers/status/1057100614981873664?s=21">https://twitter.com/skejayrog...
https://twitter.com/supajodack/status/1056999104344190976?s=21">https://twitter.com/supajodac...
https://twitter.com/snarkysparkly/status/1057328712100835329?s=21">https://twitter.com/snarkyspa...
https://twitter.com/jskylerinc/status/1063452759893204992?s=21">https://twitter.com/jskylerin...
https://twitter.com/hels/status/1064026641947455488?s=21">https://twitter.com/hels/stat...
Aye, donât blame us for this please. https://twitter.com/brentlbroussard/status/1064522590654529536?s=21">https://twitter.com/brentlbro...
https://twitter.com/hpnotiq/status/1065652818831437824?s=21">https://twitter.com/hpnotiq/s...
LEAVE THE MAC AND CHEESE ALONE DAMNIT https://twitter.com/saveurmag/status/1066366583876931585?s=21">https://twitter.com/saveurmag...
This is just nasty and definitely does not make me want that wine. https://twitter.com/barefootwine/status/1068253218600181765?s=21">https://twitter.com/barefootw...
https://twitter.com/katchin05/status/1074468649069613056?s=21">https://twitter.com/katchin05...
https://twitter.com/felonious_munk/status/1076867458332532737?s=21">https://twitter.com/felonious...
I wish yâall would quit. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1087787756451966977?s=21">https://twitter.com/nypost/st...
https://twitter.com/oktobersfynest/status/1090949938551365632?s=21">https://twitter.com/oktobersf...
https://twitter.com/badguybammie/status/1091007184643805184?s=21">https://twitter.com/badguybam...
https://twitter.com/trevdon/status/1096163579919622144?s=21">https://twitter.com/trevdon/s...
https://twitter.com/africandynasty3/status/1097718283262939136?s=21">https://twitter.com/africandy...
https://twitter.com/eclectik/status/1099120547722600449?s=21">https://twitter.com/eclectik/...
I would have chalked this to regional differences until coleslaw got involved. https://twitter.com/yungkakathot/status/997282392229466112?s=21">https://twitter.com/yungkakat...
https://twitter.com/dcsportsbog/status/1106658370088591360?s=21">https://twitter.com/dcsportsb...
https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/1108025931413835776?s=21">https://twitter.com/ladbible/...
https://twitter.com/mewefree/status/1115741681754812416?s=21">https://twitter.com/mewefree/...
Itâs always mayo with yâall. https://twitter.com/trevdon/status/1120121538240368642?s=21">https://twitter.com/trevdon/s...
A good cause gone wrong. (H/T @jrakelley) https://thetakeout.com/tampon-applicator-cocktail-yuzu-lakewood-ohio-1834550973">https://thetakeout.com/tampon-ap...
https://twitter.com/fox5dc/status/1126233221606400002?s=21">https://twitter.com/fox5dc/st...
https://twitter.com/karpszn/status/1126125512781324289?s=21">https://twitter.com/karpszn/s...
This was a waste of time and resources. No one asked for this, and you canât even pretend it tastes good. https://twitter.com/insiderfood/status/1133183608288612352?s=21">https://twitter.com/insiderfo...
I want to fight. https://twitter.com/karivanhorn/status/1134157453032009728?s=21">https://twitter.com/karivanho...
https://twitter.com/sfc_foodhome/status/1134177461871112192?s=21">https://twitter.com/sfc_foodh...
Every day I think Iâve seen it all, and yâall sadly prove me wrong. https://twitter.com/e_daws/status/1136038120347095042?s=21">https://twitter.com/e_daws/st...
https://twitter.com/amir_garrett/status/1081009868910129153?s=21">https://twitter.com/amir_garr...
https://twitter.com/bostonmagazine/status/1139548828175151106?s=21">https://twitter.com/bostonmag...
https://twitter.com/lizzieohreally/status/1142463613753602048?s=21">https://twitter.com/lizzieohr...
Gotta fight everyone involved in this. https://twitter.com/canadianwill/status/1143366200585379840?s=21">https://twitter.com/canadianw...
https://twitter.com/bravenakblogs/status/1145884459356418048?s=21">https://twitter.com/bravenakb...
https://twitter.com/tipsybartender/status/1150449882194489345?s=21">https://twitter.com/tipsybart...
https://twitter.com/unfilosofo/status/1153663545193537536?s=21">https://twitter.com/unfilosof...
You should be allowed to hit someone with the skillet. https://twitter.com/chuckisdope/status/1156994263286046720?s=21">https://twitter.com/chuckisdo...
https://twitter.com/hawaiinewsnow/status/1161710961557946378?s=21">https://twitter.com/hawaiinew...
Stop fucking with the mac and cheese! https://twitter.com/KariVanHorn/status/1162049635428339713?s=20">https://twitter.com/KariVanHo...
https://twitter.com/soulphoodie/status/1163866314160726016?s=21">https://twitter.com/soulphood...
*turns in Black card* https://twitter.com/ke_tumiselepe/status/1164544929747673088?s=21">https://twitter.com/ke_tumise...
For what reason?!?! https://twitter.com/6abc/status/1036350585157693440?s=21">https://twitter.com/6abc/stat...
https://twitter.com/royashariat/status/1168000180857126913?s=21">https://twitter.com/royashari...
This hurts my brain. https://twitter.com/olmumsyjess/status/1173696193542705154?s=21">https://twitter.com/olmumsyje...
https://twitter.com/btsquared2/status/1173952979898130434?s=21">https://twitter.com/btsquared...
I think your coworker doesnât like yâall. https://twitter.com/camdeezi/status/1174361775711629318?s=21">https://twitter.com/camdeezi/...
Ivan Ooze knew Morticia? https://twitter.com/superweeniehtjr/status/1175200563580981248?s=21">https://twitter.com/superween...
Why are yâall the way that yâall are. https://twitter.com/abc7ny/status/1176455052392882176?s=21">https://twitter.com/abc7ny/st...
I wish I never started this thread. https://twitter.com/chrisxjetsfoo/status/1179213903877857287?s=21">https://twitter.com/chrisxjet...
My knowledge of this is @cookiebitz5âs fault. https://twitter.com/crash_the_king/status/1184206597091934209?s=21">https://twitter.com/crash_the...
Medium rare chicken in water, with the audacity to have âgastrophileâ in the bio. https://twitter.com/pwafork/status/1184784325872480256?s=21">https://twitter.com/pwafork/s...
This is a cry for help. https://twitter.com/michlkosinski/status/1188843900280160256?s=21">https://twitter.com/michlkosi...
https://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/1191044815741423617?s=21">https://twitter.com/roywoodjr...
https://twitter.com/gretchen_smail/status/1194740847830396928?s=21">https://twitter.com/gretchen_...
Chicken nor cookies deserve this mistreatment. https://twitter.com/Thrillist/status/1198393290720239617">https://twitter.com/Thrillist...
https://twitter.com/blogxilla/status/1200106190677725191?s=21">https://twitter.com/blogxilla... https://twitter.com/BlogXilla/status/1200106190677725191">https://twitter.com/BlogXilla...
Just when you thought chicken in a can was enough. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1204408822653235200?s=21">https://twitter.com/nypost/st... https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1204408822653235200">https://twitter.com/nypost/st...
https://twitter.com/annvandermeer/status/1208211897163636737?s=21">https://twitter.com/annvander... https://twitter.com/AnnVanderMeer/status/1208211897163636737">https://twitter.com/AnnVander...
For WHY.
https://twitter.com/titotitoq85/status/1211488509179154432?s=21">https://twitter.com/titotitoq... https://twitter.com/TitoTitoq85/status/1211488509179154432">https://twitter.com/TitoTitoq...
https://twitter.com/titotitoq85/status/1211488509179154432?s=21">https://twitter.com/titotitoq... https://twitter.com/TitoTitoq85/status/1211488509179154432">https://twitter.com/TitoTitoq...
https://twitter.com/therwees/status/1218248425977737216?s=21">https://twitter.com/therwees/... https://twitter.com/THerwees/status/1218248425977737216">https://twitter.com/THerwees/...
https://twitter.com/poptartsus/status/1224112904426917889?s=21">https://twitter.com/poptartsu... https://twitter.com/PopTartsUS/status/1224112904426917889">https://twitter.com/PopTartsU...
What kind of evil is in your hearts?! https://twitter.com/anthonyblsmith/status/1229537259822682113?s=21">https://twitter.com/anthonybl... https://twitter.com/AnthonyBLSmith/status/1229537259822682113">https://twitter.com/AnthonyBL...
https://twitter.com/dopegirlfresh/status/1233944515947507712?s=21">https://twitter.com/dopegirlf... https://twitter.com/dopegirlfresh/status/1233944515947507712">https://twitter.com/dopegirlf...
https://twitter.com/MissZindzi/status/1238871047967047683">https://twitter.com/MissZindz...
https://twitter.com/albert12793506/status/1246295125510123520?s=21">https://twitter.com/albert127... https://twitter.com/albert12793506/status/1246295125510123520">https://twitter.com/albert127...
https://twitter.com/too_live_milz/status/1252581801631121408?s=21">https://twitter.com/too_live_... https://twitter.com/TOO_LIVE_MILZ/status/1252581801631121408">https://twitter.com/TOO_LIVE_...
I donât understand how @PopTartsUS always ends up in some mess. https://twitter.com/amyjaimexl/status/1269784443817881600?s=21">https://twitter.com/amyjaimex... https://twitter.com/amyjaimexl/status/1269784443817881600">https://twitter.com/amyjaimex...
Itâs been a while, but you all still refuse to act right. https://twitter.com/nerdist/status/1288211947276636161?s=21">https://twitter.com/nerdist/s... https://twitter.com/nerdist/status/1288211947276636161">https://twitter.com/nerdist/s...
With a washed up dead fish. That she didnât clean or scale. Why are we using sugar and ROOTBEER? What happened to the potatoes?!
This that same lady who made sweet tea with Tang, isnât it? https://twitter.com/Krys_King/status/1290633908569149440">https://twitter.com/Krys_King...
This that same lady who made sweet tea with Tang, isnât it? https://twitter.com/Krys_King/status/1290633908569149440">https://twitter.com/Krys_King...
Sheâs tryna get the Brits to invade, only explanation. https://twitter.com/jchelle36/status/1257346598931177476?s=21">https://twitter.com/jchelle36... https://twitter.com/jchelle36/status/1257346598931177476">https://twitter.com/jchelle36...
https://twitter.com/somesayju/status/1291720610427678720?s=21">https://twitter.com/somesayju... https://twitter.com/somesayju/status/1291720610427678720">https://twitter.com/somesayju...
https://twitter.com/mewefree_/status/1293273655774978048?s=21">https://twitter.com/mewefree_... https://twitter.com/MeWeFree_/status/1293273655774978048">https://twitter.com/MeWeFree_...
If itâs not mole, STOP with the chocolate on chicken! https://twitter.com/RTthehoodstar/status/1301545274872082433">https://twitter.com/RTthehood...
Did a 16 year old pitch this? Who is the target demographic? https://twitter.com/mountaindew/status/1305853912575029250">https://twitter.com/mountaind...
Cursed. https://twitter.com/snottiedrippen/status/1305554374395965441">https://twitter.com/snottiedr...
