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tonite at norwood house: being beyond the spectral veil & the possibility of our landlord being murdered by his wife. stay tuned 4 updates
norwood house continued: landlord definitely dead and someone on the street got electrocuted by our internet box
none of the youtube story times i've seen are on par with our landlord situation rn we are living in an x files/ csi crossover irl
random ppl have the keys to our house now and come in as they please-
my flatmate's shit just fell off the top of the cupboard leaving a 2cm cut under my eye it's official i'm setting this place on fire! 
(our heroines stand by the door. the rain howls.) 'why are these knives here?' 'they're ready for the estate agent coming tomorrow'
maarit just fell on the stairs and twisted her ankle, beyond a joke now, calling in an exorcist as we speak
norwood house update: the 'landlady' hasn't paid the bills so i just went to the tube station public toilets to brush my teeth
this needed more explaining... our water is shut off
