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like if i fucked iv in a tequila-fueled bout of self-loathing and told him i hated myself for it he'd be offended and then cry and beg for
my self-pity but if i did the same with chris he'd dedicate his doctoral thesis to me and jerk off to the idea of me being his waitress at
the five-star restaurant whereat he announces his nobel peace prize, engagement to a supermodel, and plans to land on the moon
it's very clear
