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I& #39;ve decided to spend the day tweeting funny gifs from Clue because why wouldn& #39;t I
#Clue #gif #funtimes
#Clue #gif #funtimes
Back on my Clue gif tweeting bullshit
Me during #Christmas
Me in any given argument
Trump supporters explaining their vote
Muller explains the 2016 Campaign
Rich/powerful men in #2017
About half of #Twitter if the President is removed from office
Me vs. My family& #39;s senses of humor
Laying the ground rules for an orgy
When your significant other wonders off at a party
Instantly regretting suggesting a threesome
Calling friends during family #Christmas
Something #FLOTUS Melania will definitely say some time in the future
Explaining what a group of crows is called
NRA Americans after a shooting
When you hear your more chatty coworkers walking near your office
Me reading the news on any given day in 2017
Mom: how are finals going?
Me:
Me:
When the GOP says its #TaxBill will help the middle class and not the super rich
Me after #FinalsWeek
Got to pee!
Mom: why are all your shirts wrinkled?
Me:
Me:
#LawSchool civ pro final in 30 min
So what& #39;s your Masters Degree worth?
If Oprah hosted #WheelofFortune
Me: who drank the last of the wine
Husband: not me
Me:
Husband: not me
Me:
The GOP promising to protect the middle class with their #TaxPlan
"Why do you care so much about #TaxReform and junk?"
Me looking the fucks I& #39;m supposed to give
"It& #39;s not time to eat yet."
Me:
Me:
"Old Taylor can& #39;t come to the phone right now"
"Why"
"Why"
Canadian : so, you guys just have assault rifles all over the place?
Us:
Us:
Me: I am a calm, reasonable man.
*sees a cute dog*
Also me:
*sees a cute dog*
Also me:
When I see a conversation that doesn& #39;t involve me
Seeing someone from high school:
First you wave
First you wave
When your man forgets to flush
Seasonal affective disorder meets finals anxiety
