Trin: It's the question that drives us Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Neo: Am I a girl?

Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

Morpheus: You take the red pill - you grow boobs, butt, feel amazing and look wicked cute

omg, I was just watching the film and idly tweeting my interpretation and it turned into the single best public thing I've ever done

I really want to do a reprise of this! Neo literally is being strangled by a mirror at one point, how did I miss that *facepalm*

thank you!