things overheard in school ; a thread

"you're the reason toys r us is going bankrupt"

"don't say my name like that or i'll perform anal on you"

"its not about how big you are, its how big you play"
"are you calling me fat?"

"you know what happens when you get hit by a car while walking on a crosswalk?"
"you get fined?"
"and you get hit"

"we're gonna be talking about a fundraiser"
"ugh i hate charity"
"youre going to hell"

*fire alarm goes off*
"sick beat dude"

"i love you bro"
"love you more bro, no homo"
"what if I want it to be homo"

"if your mom doesn't call you lil gay boy, get a new mom"

"no, I don't think if you cook a goldfish in a brownie it would live"

"did you know that spongebob is caucasian?"
"I thought he was a sponge"
"well you're wrong"