things overheard in school ; a thread
"you& #39;re the reason toys r us is going bankrupt"
"don& #39;t say my name like that or i& #39;ll perform anal on you"
"its not about how big you are, its how big you play"
"are you calling me fat?"
"you know what happens when you get hit by a car while walking on a crosswalk?"
"you get fined?"
"and you get hit"
"we& #39;re gonna be talking about a fundraiser"
"ugh i hate charity"
"youre going to hell"
*fire alarm goes off*
"sick beat dude"
"i love you bro"
"love you more bro, no homo"
"what if I want it to be homo"
"if your mom doesn& #39;t call you lil gay boy, get a new mom"
"no, I don& #39;t think if you cook a goldfish in a brownie it would live"
"did you know that spongebob is caucasian?"
"I thought he was a sponge"
"well you& #39;re wrong"
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