What& #39;s the craziest story in the Bible to you?
Imagine missing work for 3 days and your excuse to your boss was “So boom, I got swallowed by a whale”
"Oh y& #39;all just got water???!!? Say no more. Turn up." -- Jeezy Christ
“Yo spread the word, I’m havin a fish fry. I only got 2 fish but we’ll be straight.” - Jay Christ
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