thread of byron's fuck-ups
he deadass dropped his phone my face at 6AM bc he “accidentally let go of it”
HE KEPT PULLING THE THREADS OFF HIS SOCKS & SHOWED ME WHILE HE WAS IN THE PCC LIBRARY
@pigseatbacon how are we still together
HE KEEPS RIPPING THE HOLES IN HIS SOCKS AND HE MAKES ME TRY THEM ON!!!!!!
update: it fits me
i asked for all flat chicken wings and he fUCKING GOT BONELESS WINGS
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