2016: Trump won't win the election
2017: Trump won't irradiate the entire world because of a comedy sketch.
2019: Living underground sucks.
2020: Prince Eric Trump won't rule us down here.
2021: King Eric won't start a fungi-based trade war with the Mole-people.
2022: SO. HUNGRY.
2023: King Eric won't cheat on the Mole-people queen. Their union is the only thing binding our people.
2024: So... moving to the sea.
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