Working from my hotel bar sandwiched between two first dates.
Guy has incorrectly guessed his date& #39;s "sign" 3x. "Are you sure you& #39;re not a Leo?"

DUDE!
"But you& #39;re definitely the middle child, right?"

No. I am youngest.

"I don& #39;t have a good relationship with my youngest brother."

djskldja
I should quit twitter now
Isn& #39;t that what frat brothers are for?
part time for awhile. Virtual friend meet up where sit in opposite corners and tweet each other?
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