eric is taking a nap, and in his sleep just said "he thinks he& #39;s hot shit, but he& #39;s not"
in his sleep, eric tapped me on the shoulder and said "I feel like a rubber chicken"
eric just snapped his fingers at me in his sleep. like i& #39;m his dream waiter or something.
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