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FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous.
SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue.
SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue.
ALBUS: After all this time?
SNAPE: Always.
ALBUS: Ha, so you& #39;ll just do WHATEVER I ask about Harry? Nice.
SNAPE:
ALBUS: Makes my life easier
SNAPE: Always.
ALBUS: Ha, so you& #39;ll just do WHATEVER I ask about Harry? Nice.
SNAPE:
ALBUS: Makes my life easier
ALBUS: It& #39;s a Time-Turner! We can travel back in time and change ANYTHING.
SNAPE: That& #39;s amazing. We can save-
ALBUS: Nah, gave it to a kid.
SNAPE: That& #39;s amazing. We can save-
ALBUS: Nah, gave it to a kid.
ALBUS: Hermione needs to attend a lot of classes, you see.
SNAPE: YOU& #39;RE in charge of the time-tables.
ALBUS: I& #39;m not in charge of ANYTHING.
SNAPE: YOU& #39;RE in charge of the time-tables.
ALBUS: I& #39;m not in charge of ANYTHING.
SNAPE: You& #39;ve raised Harry like a pig for slaughter.
ALBUS: Honestly, I never had a plan. It& #39;s a miracle he& #39;s still alive.
SNAPE:
ALBUS:
ALBUS: Honestly, I never had a plan. It& #39;s a miracle he& #39;s still alive.
SNAPE:
ALBUS:
HAGRID: I WAS KICKED OUTTA HOGWARTS AND I CANT DO MAGIC BUT I GOT A BROLLY AND A BIG SCARY SPIDER
ALBUS: You are so fucking hired right now.
ALBUS: You are so fucking hired right now.
HAGRID: I GOT A DRAGON EGG AND A CERBERUS AND A MOTORBIKE-
ALBUS: Yes, YES, fuck this school up.
ALBUS: Yes, YES, fuck this school up.
ALBUS: Got Dementors to protect Hogwarts this year. They suck souls out! Indiscriminately!
KIDS: ...
STAFF: ...
ALBUS: I can& #39;t control them.
KIDS: ...
STAFF: ...
ALBUS: I can& #39;t control them.
SNAPE: You& #39;ve hired Quirrell, a fraud, a wolf, a Death Eater..
ALBUS: I let the Dementors do the hiring
SNAPE:
ALBUS: It& #39;s called delegation
ALBUS: I let the Dementors do the hiring
SNAPE:
ALBUS: It& #39;s called delegation
HARRY: There& #39;s Voldemort
RON: Now& #39;s our chance
HARRY: Gonna do Expelliarmus
RON: Harry, come on, it& #39;s Vol-
HARRY: IT& #39;S THE ONLY ONE I KNOW
RON: Now& #39;s our chance
HARRY: Gonna do Expelliarmus
RON: Harry, come on, it& #39;s Vol-
HARRY: IT& #39;S THE ONLY ONE I KNOW
VOLDEMORT: Avada kedavra!
HARRY: Expell-
CROWD: *groans*
HARRY: Expell-
CROWD: *groans*
