I'm going to tell an embarrassing story real quick. Please, don't mind me I'm just gettin this off my chest.
So circa 2011. Im at EIU. I'm fuckin this guy and he asks if I ever had my ass munched. I say yeah but I was lying 😂
So he like well you never let me do it.. So I say you never asked.. We're texting btw
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