I& #39;m going to tell an embarrassing story real quick. Please, don& #39;t mind me I& #39;m just gettin this off my chest.

So circa 2011. Im at EIU. I& #39;m fuckin this guy and he asks if I ever had my ass munched. I say yeah but I was lying https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

So he like well you never let me do it.. So I say you never asked.. We& #39;re texting btw