sh*t Ebonnie says when we're on FaceTime thread ☆

“*holds up fists* Darkiplier owns this much of my heart. All of it. He owns my whole ass”

"deeyuk"

brow buds

"IM THE DADDY EGG AND DADDY EGG SAYS I LOVE YOU MORE"

"That's not a mole, it's a titty!"

"I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is clinical depression"

"That's it I'm making my way down to hicktown Texas Tennessee and were fighting"

"I want me some of that daddy pie.....daddy..pie?"

I SAID "I BET RABBIT LIGHTNING IS GONNA VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP" AND EBONNIE HUNG UP SO QUICK

IT WASNT EBONNIE BUT
"you bout to get this long receipt like you just went to walmart"