Barkeep please bring me a pisco sour and a shot of fireball
Bar Stranger: Let me buy you a drink
Me: OK, I would like a Pisco Sour & a shot of Fireball
Bar Stranger: Nevermind I will leave you alone
It was a dark night, the kind of night that drives a man to drink. I was doing so when I heard a knock on the door of my private eye office
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