A list of terms explained.

Capitalism: your mum washes your clothes.
You pay her a dollar.
She complains.
You call the police and claim she's rioting.

Communism: your mum does the washing. You do the washing. Every night you salute a photo of your dad.

@Moon_Clinic @TheRexMax I got my.ass handed so much to me I remembered why I stopped playing

@Moon_Clinic @TheRexMax when people start launching combos from random sweeps and never let you get up your kinda feel donatello-done

Mis-genderism: "cheers dude" you say, as your mum does the washing. She tells you she's not a dude. "Whatever dude", you say.