One day me and my moms were out eating. I want the best for my mother. I spare no expense for her. So we were eating at Golden Corral

This middle aged white woman, very MILFy tbqh, runs literally runs up to the table and drops to a knee like a pop warner football coach

"I hate to interrupt....but are you somebody??"
"I'm somebody, but i dont know if i am who you think i am"
"Oh i KNOW youre somebody..."

@DutchieFlair lmao thats all it takes

@RonQuixote_ lmaooooo